Kidman, Urban won’t sell Sunday Rose

Completely thumbing her Botoxed nose at the time-tested Hollywood practice of baby trafficking, Kreepee Kidman has decided not to whore out pics of her newborn daughter to the highest bidder.
::: And just what makes Little Miss Fancy Pants so special?!? :::

According to The Sydney Morning Herald, Kreepee and Keith Urban “have rejected deals worth millions of dollars for first pictures of their newborn daughter Sunday … [and] have yet to decide whether to release a photograph officially”. If they do, a source says, it will be free.

Free?
Can they really do that?!?
::: No really — can they DO that? :::

There is precedent here! And any person who has logged more than 12 hours of Law & Order knows that precedent is, like, serious and stuff which means it MUST be adhered to at all times!!
Otherwise it’s just anarchy and the whole system could come crumbling down around us at any moment!!!!!

Someone needs to school this bitch on how it’s done.

J-Ho and Skeletor pocketed a cool $6 million from People magazine for pictures of twins Max and Emme.

Angelina and Brad sold Shiloh’s sweet face for a reported $4.1 million (which doesn’t include the $3.5 million that Hello! reportedly coughed up for the British rights to the pictorial).

She Of The Magic Womb also sold her adopted son Pax out for $2 million!
::: Oh sure, the do-gooders gave their money to charity and all, but that’s not the point, people!! PRECEDENT: Set – Follow!!!! :::

I mean – damn!
Even snaps of the wonkey-eyed Danielynn (daughter of every-drug’s-best-friend Anna Nicole Smith) brought in a couple mil! 

I can only think of one reason we haven’t seen little Sunday Rose yet … think maybe she’s got her daddy’s (natural) smile?
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Hmmmm???

Oh who cares!
The list of A through Z list celebs who can’t WAIT to pimp their newborns for gas money is long and varied. From Louisiana teen ho Jamie Lynn to Frankenboob Aguilera to Mmmmmmmatthew MmmmmmmmcConaughey — everyone is doing it. NO ONE is exempt!

Baptise that baby in the harsh glare of the camera lens already!

It’s the law.