Archive for April, 2009
*and there wasn’t even any booze involved, DAMNIT!*
I can’t be there today to calm your jittery nerves or wipe your snotty nose … so let’s just be extra careful out there, bitches!
Well kids, the reviews for Beyoncé’s first real stab at opening a flick are in and let’s just say they were the teensiest smidge less than [Sasha] fierce.
And by ‘less than’ I mean the word on Obsessed is that it’s flat-fucking-out DREADFUL!
::: kind of like that ultra-hein paint job the Mighty B’s workin’ here —> :::
From the Daily News:
“Unfortunately, the whole movie seems constructed just to get the singer/actress into a knock-down catfight, shoehorning one of show business’s sexiest entertainers into a scorned-woman role.
And even then, the pay-off feels cheap.
The result is more like “Delayed Frustration” than “Fatal Attraction.” Knowles actually gets second billing after Idris Elba as Derek, a driven husband, father and VP of a Los Angeles financial firm.
Definitely worth skipping!”
Good thing girlfriend can always fall back on her screaching singing career and churning out cheap looks for the House of Derriér …
After starting 37 games, making 114 tackles and 7.5 quarterback sacks in his three-year college career – Sen’Derrick Marks (the only Auburn Tiger chosen by any team on Draft Day *ugh*) is Tennessee Titan’s bound!
Good luck, hoss — can’t WAIT for your first NFL start!
How you do amuse me with your schizophrenic, small-minded self!
The day House reps passed a resolution praising the bigoted, parochial pettiness that is Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean was the very same day they also approved a bill adding sexual orientation to the state’s hate crimes law.
State lawmakers aren’t about to give those gay old gays the same civil rights as you, me, the abusers, drug addicts, molesters and felons out there who are free to get their ‘I do’ on … but if your gayified gayness garners aggressive behavior? Well, then they’ve got your back.
::: I hear that’s how AG Troy King likes it :::
I think it’s time for a resolution addressing the much-needed addendum to the state’s coat of arms …
Sorry Carrie – that’s just how I was raised …
They’re wrong — WRONG I SAY!
THIS, my friends, is hands-down THE most ACCURATE logo in the history of all logos – ever!
It’s true. Don’t even try to disagree.
I mean, ok ok — let’s look at it from an absolutely academic standpoint.
What is the job of a logo?
To teach us shit? Noooo.
To instigate some action? Uh uh.
To soothe our savage souls?? Hell no!
Logos have one primary purpose, which is to generate immediate recognition.
And anyone who sees this one knows IMMEDIATELY what it represents – and that’s just a straight up BULLSEYE, baby!!
Oh sure — Coca-Cola’s logo is instantly identifiable around the world – but most of that is thanks to clever marketing.
Nah, you can take your Ronald McDonalds, Pillsbury Dough Boys and Stay Puft Marshmallow Men and shove ’em! Those bitches are nothing without some serious promotional cash pushin’ them along!
The Catholic Church is different.
They don’t need to advertise what they’re all about. Frealz – the lawsuits do all the talking!!
And so the Most Accurate and Recognizable award positively must go to this 1973 kid-on-priest-super-beej design for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission.
You guys are #1, so celebrate!
After all, everyone knows how much you like being on top.