Archive for January, 2008

Suddenly … POWER!


If only for a day or so, John Edwards is the most powerful man in America …

Now comes the desperation waiting game for his endorsement.

Hillary’s Homepage

John and Elizabeth Edwards

Barry’s Homepage:

John and Elizabeth Edwards

Shameless pandering or real appreciation? It’s politics — it’s a crapshoot.

January 30, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Civic Doody


The Florida primary elections were held today and I did my part by getting up early to vote before arriving at work at 8 this morning.

I Voted TouchscreenFlorida, long known for fucking up elections far and wide (hanging chad, anyone?) actually put on a nice show today. A few glitches, but an otherwise smooth day as voter turnout reflected an attitude of ‘I actually give a shit this time’ among the populace.

Refreshing!

Driven in part by a very controversial property tax amendment (I voted Yes on One, thankyouverymuch), elections officials in Tallahassee predicted a high turnout statewide.

The turnout is important for Democrats because it will cast light on just how deeply the candidates’ messages are getting across with voters who listen, read and remember (not just those who are swayed by attack ads and innuendo).

Tomorrow morning — after having none of the candidates campaign here or run TV ads or pander to us in any way — all of America will be able to see just how we think Hillary Clinton measures up against Obama Barack and John Edwards in a state that demographically mirrors the nation as a whole … that is if Florida doesn’t fuck up this election too …

Did I make freedom count? We’ll see …

January 29, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Department of Homeland What?!?


Fake BombTester gets fake bomb past airport security — thank god CNN was there to document it …

Credit: CNN

January 28, 2008 at 10:15 pm

FU, MK


Mary-Kate OlsenSo, now we know it’s probably not the best idea to call ol’ MK ‘for guidance’ when you find a dead body you’re in a delicate situation. The only question left is why …

The fine folks at 23/6 chime in with the Mary-Kate Olsen Thought Process Flow Chart.

Click the link — read it — you’ll thank me …

January 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm 2 comments

No more ‘shroomin’ around!


Muffin topSeriously — this shit does not look good.

Just because you can get your fat ass in there doesn’t mean we want to look at the rest of you oozing and squooshing it’s way back out. And doesn’t it hurt? C’mon — I think it hurts. It looks like it hurts. 

I find it hella painful to look at, so stop ‘kay? No more muffin-butt, no more ‘schroomin’ around, just say no to crack and all that.

Pretty please with a big ol’ dollop of lard-covered kisses on top?

January 24, 2008 at 11:43 pm 3 comments

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