Suddenly … POWER!

If only for a day or so, John Edwards is the most powerful man in America …

Now comes the desperation waiting game for his endorsement.

Hillary’s Homepage

Barry’s Homepage:

Shameless pandering or real appreciation? It’s politics — it’s a crapshoot.

Civic Doody

The Florida primary elections were held today and I did my part by getting up early to vote before arriving at work at 8 this morning.

Florida, long known for fucking up elections far and wide (hanging chad, anyone?) actually put on a nice show today. A few glitches, but an otherwise smooth day as voter turnout reflected an attitude of ‘I actually give a shit this time’ among the populace.

Refreshing!

Driven in part by a very controversial property tax amendment (I voted Yes on One, thankyouverymuch), elections officials in Tallahassee predicted a high turnout statewide.

The turnout is important for Democrats because it will cast light on just how deeply the candidates’ messages are getting across with voters who listen, read and remember (not just those who are swayed by attack ads and innuendo).

Tomorrow morning — after having none of the candidates campaign here or run TV ads or pander to us in any way — all of America will be able to see just how we think Hillary Clinton measures up against Obama Barack and John Edwards in a state that demographically mirrors the nation as a whole … that is if Florida doesn’t fuck up this election too …

Did I make freedom count? We’ll see …

Department of Homeland What?!?

Tester gets fake bomb past airport security — thank god CNN was there to document it …

Credit: CNN

FU, MK

So, now we know it’s probably not the best idea to call ol’ MK ‘for guidance’ when you find a dead body you’re in a delicate situation. The only question left is why …

The fine folks at 23/6 chime in with the Mary-Kate Olsen Thought Process Flow Chart.

Click the link — read it — you’ll thank me …

No more ‘shroomin’ around!

Seriously — this shit does not look good.

Just because you can get your fat ass in there doesn’t mean we want to look at the rest of you oozing and squooshing it’s way back out. And doesn’t it hurt? C’mon — I think it hurts. It looks like it hurts. 

I find it hella painful to look at, so stop ‘kay? No more muffin-butt, no more ‘schroomin’ around, just say no to crack and all that.

Pretty please with a big ol’ dollop of lard-covered kisses on top?