Never to late …

To wish the absolutely awesome TypeWriter a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Rock it, my friend! 😉

We’re No. 37

Let’s celebrate?
😦

Flat Stanley? Not so much …

I am defiitely PRO child safety and 100% PRO good parenting and WAY in favor of cool and innovative outside-the-box thinking …

… but does this pool-bottom billboard strike anyone else as, well, just plain creepy?!?

Sticky Situation

<—— James Davis is a problem.

See, James’ preferred method of exorcising the demons that so clearly haunt his twisted mind is to channel his inner asshole in Olympic-style fashion.

Philly’s finest arrested the sadistic shithead for wrapping a cat head to tail in duct-tape then tossing her in the yard.

No allegedly there, folks.
Ultradouche admitted the abominable act and further fessed up that he left the cat in his yard for a couple of hours, but then — because the half-mummified creature had the sass to keep screaming — he tossed the Tabby into a neighbor’s yard, where at least 12 hours passed before she was noticed.

FUCKERY!

The cat, aptly nicknamed Sticky by SPCA workers, was moderately dehydrated when she was found, but is making a great recovery after being sedated so the tape could be pulled off.

If convicted, Davis faces up to two years in prison and a fine of at least $1,000.

Let’s hope he gets all that, a big ol’ bag of happy pills AND the thorough psych evaluation he so clearly and desperately needs!

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Lions’ Roar

CONGRATULATIONS DETROIT LIONS!

Those hot sluts defeated the Washington Redskins last night to win their first game since Dec. 23, 2007 to end their 19-game losing streak — second only in NFL history to Tampa Bay’s 26 -game slide.

Now let’s just hope that win doesn’t mark their longest winning streak …
::: you were thinking it too! :::

PHOTO: AP