Archive for September, 2009

Never to late …


To wish the absolutely awesome TypeWriter a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Rock it, my friend! 😉

Happy-Birthday

September 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm 1 comment

We’re No. 37


Let’s celebrate?
😦

September 30, 2009 at 10:20 am

Flat Stanley? Not so much …


I am defiitely PRO child safety and 100% PRO good parenting and WAY in favor of cool and innovative outside-the-box thinking …

… but does this pool-bottom billboard strike anyone else as, well, just plain creepy?!?

drowning_child_billboard

September 30, 2009 at 10:17 am 8 comments

Sticky Situation


sickfuck<—— James Davis is a problem.

See, James’ preferred method of exorcising the demons that so clearly haunt his twisted mind is to channel his inner asshole in Olympic-style fashion.

Philly’s finest arrested the sadistic shithead for wrapping a cat head to tail in duct-tape then tossing her in the yard.

No allegedly there, folks.
Ultradouche admitted the abominable act and further fessed up that he left the cat in his yard for a couple of hours, but then — because the half-mummified creature had the poorstickysass to keep screaming — he tossed the Tabby into a neighbor’s yard, where at least 12 hours passed before she was noticed.

FUCKERY!

The cat, aptly nicknamed Sticky by SPCA workers, was moderately dehydrated when she was found, but is making a great recovery after being sedated so the tape could be pulled off.

If convicted, Davis faces up to two years in prison and a fine of at least $1,000.

Let’s hope he gets all that, a big ol’ bag of happy pills AND the thorough psych evaluation he so clearly and desperately needs!

SOURCE

September 29, 2009 at 10:32 am 6 comments

Lions’ Roar


img12273875CONGRATULATIONS DETROIT LIONS!

Those hot sluts defeated the Washington Redskins last night to win their first game since Dec. 23, 2007 to end their 19-game losing streak — second only in NFL history to Tampa Bay’s 26 -game slide.

Now let’s just hope that win doesn’t mark their longest winning streak …
::: you were thinking it too! :::

PHOTO: AP

September 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

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