Archive for November, 2009
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As Congress prepares to return to work after the holiday break, I’m curious to see what the Senate does with the health care reform bill debate.
And by curious I mean I hope they don’t freefall into a stagnant mess of rhetoric, rumor and ridiculousness but actually and frealz engage in the kind of serious debate that can move this issue toward a meaningful conclusion for everyone.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, I know … très amusant but hey, stranger things could happen, right?
I mean, it could happen in a half-life alternate universe where elected officials actually do the work of the job they were chosen to do, right?
Can’t talk …
Last chance at seasonal redemption …
This afternoon …
MUST
GET
READY!!!!!
WAR EAGLE!!!!!
I’m all ‘huh?!’
Just so we’re skr8 – don’t go ’round expecting some rockstar followup to yesterday’s ‘like’able post that inexplicably earned supernova way cool WordPress HP street cred for the Cookie:
‘cuz LIAC is going to be the worldwide proof all of humanity has been craving when it comes to that whole lightning/same place theory, ‘kay?
Instead, we turn our talons today to newspaper nimroddery and the deft touch they (more often than not lately) lend to daily dumbfuckery.
BEHOLD!
I mean, I’m super happy and all to read that United’s working to spiff itself up because, well, who are they kidding. They need to.
But, uhh, quick question … What does United updating its antiquated airline have to do with Sears cutting costs in order to put a spit shine on its shit?!
Eh?
Huh?!
Oh yeah, that’s right – NOTHING!!
Editor’s Note: Journalism 101 sez the headline, story, photo and cutline generally all should jibe …
I’m not naming names here but someone who’s initials are THE LOS ANGELES FUCKING TIMES COPY DESK needs to make a date to remediate!
Update: HAHA — we totally you LA Times for fixing your fuckup.
Want a copy of our ultraprimo screenshot for posterity? 😛
This is the shit you bitches are saying