Just. Too. Funny!

You may not have already seen this …
… or you may have.

Either way — it’s sooooo worth watching right now because, let’s face it – it’s Monday and you need a laugh as you begin a workweek you’ll want to feel is short because of the upcoming Labor Day holiday weekend and all but HAHAHAHAHA joke’s on YOU because it won’t feel short because that extra day pretty much comes next week, which is why you’re getting that long, sad doggyface because you just realized you have five full days to pretend like you’re a productive member of society before you can get your woo-hoo on this weekend …
… so you need to see this now.

Stupendicular lyrical translation at the linky-loo below!
LINKY-LOO – CLICKETY CLICK, BITCHES!!!

You’re welcome 😉

You see it

Instead of smiling for the cameras like this is a good thing, Serena Williams – who is Be-fucking-Utiful! – ought to be on the phone with a team of lawyers figuring out just how much money she can add to her already ginormous bank account after she sues the talentless bastard who crafted her wax statue in the spitting image of Carrot Top!

Just sayin’ … yuck.

Headline ULTRAFAIL

Uhh, burial?

SOURCE: Charter.net homepage

The latest craze(y)

Seriously?
This is the latest rage?
The newest fad?
What we’re trending now?

Stop.
Stop it.
Just stop it – right THE fuck now!

Because if you’re retarded enough to actually do this to your dog then you should be required to post a YouTube video of the exact moment that Mr. Cuddles and Little Bobo decide your dumbass dimplebutt looks a fuckuvalot lot better than the wretched rawhide you plopped down as some pathetic distraction from the identity crisis you’ve wrought.

A classic lesson in just because you can, doesn’t mean you should …

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

PHOTOS: Ren Netherland / Barcroft Media

The boys are all home Rose …

And the summer of death claims another …
R.I.P. Ted Kennedy