He needs me!

February 2, 2009 at 6:28 pm 1 comment

Omigod Omigod OMIGOD!!!

obama2meI just received a personal, just for me, extra-special email communiqué from my boyfriend!!!!
::: I knew he’d get back in touch once the TPO expired! SUCKIT OFFICER BLAYLOCK!! :::

It seems O’Beautiful has some very important news to tell me about the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act and OMIGODIJUSTCANNOTBELIEVEIT — he needs my help!

“I hope to sign the recovery plan into law in the next few weeks. But I need your help to spread the word and build support.”
::: Oh yes!! Press me, hot stuff — press me HARD into service! :::

“The stakes are too high to allow partisan politics to get in the way.”
::: … let nothing come between us! :::

oloveletterstatic“That’s why I’ve consulted with Republicans as well as Democrats to put together a plan that will address the crisis we face.”
::: Democrats + Republicans + me?? … All working in harmony toward some sweet sweet economic satisfaction??? If that doesn’t = the ultimate menage à trois of splendiferious transcendence I don’t know what does!!! :::

“You can help restore confidence in our economy by making sure your friends, family, and neighbors understand how the recovery plan will impact your community.”
::: … he wants to get my family and friends involved??? OMG — he soooo wants to take this relationship to the next level!!! :::

“Our ability to come together as a nation in difficult times has never been more important.”
::: … oh let’s do that … let’s come together yeeeesssssssss … :::

“I know I can rely on your spirit and resolve as we lead our country to recovery.”
::: YES!!! Yes you can! :::

Oh  … whoooo!
Umm … uh … brb …

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