Dobbs in 2012?

November 25, 2009 at 11:04 am 4 comments


The blubbery, rubbery rosacea-faced Republican got his fo’ shizzle on when asked by Fred ‘Red October’ Thompson whether he’d consider running for President in 2012.

“Yes is the answer,” he blah blah’d over the airwaves.

Lou “There’s aliens ever-whurr!” Dobbs wants the White House.
Not so fast, peepaw!
I mean, this shit ain’t presidential!
::: … or, hmmmm, IS it … :::

“I’m gonna be talking some more with some folks who want me to listen to ’em in the next few weeks. I mean I don’t even know what to tell you in terms of where I’m leaning. Because right now I’m fortunate to have a number of just wonderful options.”

Something vaguely famililar here … wakspeak … can’t commit to an original thought without prior advisor approval … no plan … don’t know … well, maybe … ‘options’ … blessed fortunate this’n’that …

… where have I heard this kind of confusing communicatory caca before??
Oh yeah …..


Get excited!!!
Ring the bells and release the doves — this is GREAT shit!!

The Republican party is just a big ol’ natty bunch of nimrods who have gone absolutely and 100% gonzo retard!
Can you smell the AWESOME?!?
I mean, this basically guarantees we’ll get ringside seats to THE greatest show on Earth – a field fucking full of mouthfarts like Beck or Limbaugh or Hannity or Coulter (don’t count that skank out) thinking their blowhardiness can blow hard enough to diminish my boyfriend‘s glittery shimmery aura of audacified hopification.


But, you know, this could be one seriously big buncha F-U-N!
Let ’em all run!
Well, everyone but Limbaugh.
Those hamhocks rubbing together at a runner’s pace would generate enough heat to melt that fucking lardass right … where … he … stan … uhh, on second thought RUN RUSH RUUUUUUN!!!!!

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  • 1. jaftem  |  November 25, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Both the dems and repubs suck major donkey and elephant nads respectively.

    The current issues are a distraction. Hell, if they did talk about issues that DID matter, like ending the Fed and private central banking or restoring power to local and state governments, they’d probably get shot. (Erghghm, JFK?!?!)

    Capitalism has bred a society where greed and making money is the number one priority. It’s this “fuck the greater good when I can make bank” mentality that almost every politician and news anchor fall under somewhere in their career that is ultimately brainwashing and fucking the average American in the ass.

    Anyway, awesome blog.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  November 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    True, true … but I’d sure hate to think of it’s true of even the Silver Fox himself, AndyCoop!

    But alas, prolly ’tis, jaftem!
    Prolly ’tis

    • 3. writechic  |  November 25, 2009 at 11:35 pm

      He’s man pretty, that coopster.

      (Nice visual of Rush’s thigh. BLEECCHHHHH!)

  • 4. Type Writer  |  December 1, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    I thought Andy played for the other team, WriteChic, but maybe since you’re both tv folk, you’re might be more in the know than I 🙂


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