!! Schadenfreude Alert !!

November 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm 13 comments

coulterThe New York Post’s Page Six reports that Ann (I have no) Hart Coulter broke her jaw and now has to have it wired shut.
::: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :::

I bet that bitch was giving reptilian tongue-flicks to some flaccid Newt Gingrich peen when Trent Lott busted down the door to demand some stank seconds for himself.

She probably tried to get up so fast she got lightheaded, passed out and landed an Olympic-style faceplant on his Norwegian Rose marble floor.


Don’t feel bad for the bitch though – I bet she files for Workman’s comp since it was an on-the-job accident and all … 

But hey – get well … or don’t … whatever …

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  • 1. writechicpress  |  November 25, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Excellent camera work!!!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  November 25, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    hehe — it’s the fun ones you live for …

  • 3. agent zoey  |  November 25, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Absolutely LOVE it! Snarkiness is impeccable.

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  November 25, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    We heart snark!

  • 5. 10 feet till death  |  November 25, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Nice. Typical liberal personal attacks. You are dismissed for lack of intellectual reason and the politics of hate.

  • 6. writechicpress  |  November 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    I guess 10 feet till death has never heard of Karl Rove’s black baby lie about John McCain or the lesbian lie about Hillary Clinton, or the lesbian lie about Governor Ann Richards, or Rove wanting a Republican operative to catch Alabama’s former governor having gay sex (bummer, he didn’t have any). It’s conservative columnist David Brooks who sums up the Republican party as anti-intellectual Sarah Palin.

    Folks in glass houses shouldn’t walk around naked.

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  November 25, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Damned straight writechicpress!

    10 feet – all are welcome at the cookie but be warned — we will school you (or try to as best we can …).

    Ann Coulter is a an equal-opportunity hatemonger. Whether you’re a democrat or republican, gay or straight, of ANY ethnic variety at all — she is a hater who spews forth verbal bile in all directions.
    What a nice ‘gift’ this holiday season for her to be without her weapon of choice … too bad she still has her hands.

  • 8. curious  |  November 26, 2008 at 6:25 am

    and this place is nothing but truth and love. lmao! we all know don the pot head siegelman was sleeping with superfag morris dees. be careful what you say 10′ because you will be on a hate group list like the boy scouts. and hillary is a lesbo following her husband’s sos madeline all-dyke.

    the only good thing siegelman ever did worthwhile was executing the trashy canadian bitch who killed the police officer in opelika.

    it’s proof we are headed toward socialism when the dems complain about george bush’s policies being ultra conservative. 40 yrs ago bush’s policies would be considered too far left even for democrats. obama wants to take us down the path of FDR and socialized medecine.

    i remember a poster on the wall of govt class in highs chool. it showed the govt confiscating a cow from a farmer and letting the farmer keep one cow. it was called socialism. looks a whole lot like that’s where we are heading.

    good night everyone

  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  November 26, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Curious! You hot piece — have you been drinking or are you just dead set on discussing Alabama politics today???

    Am I gonna have to put you in time out?!?

  • 10. MommyCity  |  November 26, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    verbal bile….. Bwahahahhahahaaa Aint that the truth!

  • 11. JO  |  November 27, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Oh please God … let it be by a fist.

  • 12. Huckabee and Coulter Goin’ At It « WriteChic Press  |  January 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    […] Just in time for 2009, Coulter gets her trap unhinged. […]

  • 13. We interrupt this blog … « Life Is A Cookie  |  June 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    […] means Ann Coulter can relax. (by snacking on small children) It means Sarah Palin can continue the Imawhackjob World […]

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