Rush Limbaugh: Pomposity Personified
Conservative radio sphincter Rush Limbaugh put on his crybaby poo-poohead hat and got all ‘Stop using me!’ with MSNBC this week, accusing the network of unfairly employing his fat ass to gobble up some equally fat ratings.
“Throughout the busy broadcast day, MSNBC cannot go an hour without mentioning me or playing video of me or having me discussed,” This Little Piggy whined.
“I challenge you, MSNBC! Thirty days without anything mentioning me. No video of me, no guests commenting on me. See if you can do it.”
::: Oh please please please wtih sugar on top MSNBC [and NBC and ABC and CBS and CNN and HLN and The Food Network and Comedy Central and — well, EVERYONE!] — do it Do It DOOOO IIIITTTT!!! :::
Limbaugh accused the cable network of trying to “build its ratings on my back” by making him a frequent subject of discussion and portraying him as a leader of the Republican Party.
Keep the boo hoos to yourself, bitch.
You should be happy that’s ALL they built on your back!
I mean, that shit’s so spacious there’s room for more than a couple of football stadiums, a dozen shopping malls and twelve thousand pharmacies — and you’d STILL have room for parking!
::: I joke … but not really. Rush would LOVE having a gozillion trillion million pharmacies within arm’s reach … :::
“Let’s see if you can run your little TV network for 30 days without doing a single story on me, and then let’s take a look your ratings during those 30 days and see what happens,” POrca said. “Because obviously MSNBC thinks they cannot get numbers without focusing on me.”
Umm, all of you out there still clinging to the delusion that years of OxyContin abuse doesn’t make you a giant lardball of illusory asshatedness incapable of seeing the world beyond yourself — consider that bubble BURST!
The same reason networks run stories about floods, famines, earthquakes, fires, hurricanes and all of the other disastrously horrific natural disasters out there, is the same reason they run details about your doughboy ass – as a public fucking service to warn the masses of danger.
‘Kay puddin’ butt?
Now go take your ‘medicine’ like a fat little boy. It’s almost nappy time.