Oh SNAP!

April 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm 3 comments


beyoncesux Well kids, the reviews for Beyoncé’s first real stab at opening a flick are in and let’s just say they were the teensiest smidge less than [Sasha] fierce.

And by ‘less than’ I mean the word on Obsessed is that it’s flat-fucking-out DREADFUL!
::: kind of like that ultra-hein paint job the Mighty B’s workin’ here —> :::

From the Daily News:
“Unfortunately, the whole movie seems constructed just to get the singer/actress into a knock-down catfight, shoehorning one of show business’s sexiest entertainers into a scorned-woman role.

And even then, the pay-off feels cheap.

The result is more like “Delayed Frustration” than “Fatal Attraction.” Knowles actually gets second billing after Idris Elba as Derek, a driven husband, father and VP of a Los Angeles financial firm.

Definitely worth skipping!”

OUCHIES!!

Good thing girlfriend can always fall back on her screaching singing career and churning out cheap looks for the House of Derriér

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  • 1. Oh SNAP! | It´s Entertainment  |  April 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm

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  • 2. writechicpress  |  April 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Saw the previews, and everybody’s pretty…but the plot looks thin.

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  April 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Well, it apparently made 28.5 mil over the weekend, making it #1 this weekend … but let’s put that shit in perspective, eh?

    1. Obsessed – $28.5 million
    2. 17 Again – $11.7 million
    3. Fighting – $11.4 million
    4. The Soloist – $9.7 million
    5. Earth – $8.5 million
    6. Monster Vs. Aliens – $8.5 million
    7. State of Play – $6.9 million
    8. Hannah Montana – $6.4 million
    9. Fast and Furious – $6.1 million
    10. Crank: High Voltage – $2.4 million

    yeah



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