Sticky Situation

September 29, 2009 at 10:32 am 6 comments


sickfuck<—— James Davis is a problem.

See, James’ preferred method of exorcising the demons that so clearly haunt his twisted mind is to channel his inner asshole in Olympic-style fashion.

Philly’s finest arrested the sadistic shithead for wrapping a cat head to tail in duct-tape then tossing her in the yard.

No allegedly there, folks.
Ultradouche admitted the abominable act and further fessed up that he left the cat in his yard for a couple of hours, but then — because the half-mummified creature had the poorstickysass to keep screaming — he tossed the Tabby into a neighbor’s yard, where at least 12 hours passed before she was noticed.

FUCKERY!

The cat, aptly nicknamed Sticky by SPCA workers, was moderately dehydrated when she was found, but is making a great recovery after being sedated so the tape could be pulled off.

If convicted, Davis faces up to two years in prison and a fine of at least $1,000.

Let’s hope he gets all that, a big ol’ bag of happy pills AND the thorough psych evaluation he so clearly and desperately needs!

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6 Comments

  • 1. writechic  |  September 30, 2009 at 2:17 am

    My kitty Jefferson is in heat, and I’d like to wrap her little head in duct tape.

    But no she is merely banned to the garage where she is presently copulating with a saw horse…the dirty whore.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  September 30, 2009 at 10:09 am

    That’s why I spayed and neutered my two as early as possible 😉 Well that and no money for more fur babies! ha!

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