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The Fast (food) and The Furious


I love it when some psych-ward reject losing his collective shit at a fast food joint because he didn’t get the VIP treatment!!!

THAT is quality entertainment all the way!

I mean, what greater hee hee is there than people who willingly become part of the cattle-call of carnivorous customers ordering chow from giant, plastic menus – only to bring a bargain-basement version of ‘Don’t you know who I am!?’ when the 10th grader behind the counter fails to move the slop on the chop-chop?!?

There is none!
It’s the best!!

Behold the wonderful whackjobs from this week and see what I mean!
Thursday, Massachusettes: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Two dumb skanks get their snots in a snit and brought the #$!**& you *&%!*ing #$!**&ety #$!**&s because their bucket o’ greasy chicken bits didn’t come out of the deep-fryer fast enough.
And, when another customer asked them to tone down the color-foodfightcommentary ‘for the sake of the children’ they brought a *&%!*ing beatdown so finger-lickin’ good that it got ’em 20 kinds of arrested.

Have fun at KFCounty lockup!

Tuesday, Miami: Taco Bell
Idiot asshat is annoyed that the Taco Bell he decided to visit at 3:40 in the morning is *SHOCK* closed for business – thus preventing him from getting his gordita!
The pissed-off patron cooled his chimichangas in the parking lot until the employees doing cleanup made a break for the homestead.
Bonehead put the kibosh on their run for the border by gettin’ his bang-bang on instead.

Cookie thinks someone needs to think outside the gun!

Those dives ain’t Le Dome, ya fuckin’ mo’s!!

Oh, but it’s ok … I can’t WAIT for the natural hilariosity of the kiddie riot when Carvel runs out of baseball nut!
::: is it wrong to pray for video? :::

October 7, 2009 at 10:19 am 1 comment

¡Yo quiero R.I.P


Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, has gone to the great Chalupa in the sky.

“She made so many people happy,” her trainer said.

Gidget got God’s call after suffering a stroke today at age 15 … which would have made her about 73-ish  in ‘people’ time, which makes her death, well, not exactly untimely buuuut — due to her ‘star’ status does beg the natural question:
Is she part of the threes?

YOU know.
The THREEEEEEEZ!
Bea Arthur, Billy Mays, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, Walter Cronkite, Dom Delouise, Jack Kemp, John Updike, Karl Malden, Natasha Richardson, Ricardo Montalban, Ron Silver, Steve McNair …

Sooo, are we starting over?
Whaaaat? You were thinking it …

July 22, 2009 at 6:37 pm 2 comments

You say ‘plum tomato’ …


TomatoesI say Olivette!

Red, juicy tomatoes are back, biatches!

The fruit everyone labels a veggie is back from the brink of Salmonella Siberia – at least for some fast-food retailers (for whom quality is, like, fur realz super-duper crucial, man).

McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Wendy’s — are all bringin’ back the ‘mater for use in the culinary questionables they serve up daily.

Which got me thinking …
Fast food is nasty. Why not just lick the bottom of your shoe and be done with it. No, but really …
Taco Bell serves, umm, actual food?!?
(I always thought it was some sort of  a hangover remedy.)

 

 

June 19, 2008 at 10:11 am 1 comment


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