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Woody would be proud

Demaris Meyer is PISSED!
Despite that pesky lawsuit, she’s probably filled a U-Haul’s worth of notebooks with Demaris Freeman Mrs. Demaris Freeman Mrs. Demaris Meyer-Freeman Mrs. Morgan Freeman scribbles decorated with hearts and flowers and geritol rainbows only to learn that it was all for naught!

The National Enquirer is reporting that 72-year-old Morgan Freeman and his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines are going to tie the knot so they can do sexy fucky times all legal-like and shit.

Sucks to be you, Demaris!
But hey — if he can’t keep it  in his pants, at least he’s keeping it in the family!
(Thanks KC!)


July 9, 2009 at 7:23 pm 3 comments

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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