Posts tagged ‘rich’

Edumakashun!


Hottie smartypants Jonathan Jarvis provides, perhaps, the best and most succinct explanation of the credit crisis I’ve heard yet! What do you think?

March 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm 3 comments

THIS is, like, sooooo not right … ‘n stuff


sadgirlHold tight to your Hermès, girlfriends, because this is Hampton’s-Hissy-Fit BIG!

Looks like the The New Great Depression isn’t just for the little people, after all.
::: Chutney — I suggest you sit down for this, sweetie … :::

Chanel and Louis V are being forced to … to …
::: Oooohhh I almost just can’t even bring myself to say it, it’s so awful!!! :::

They are being forced to *gulp* ECONOMIZE!!!!!!!
::: Take it easy, Tinsley! :::

Chanel’s getting ready to lay off 200 staffers in their Paris office and LVMH has cancelled a plan for a Louis Vuitton megastore in the Ginza district of Tokyo.
::: DEEP BREATHS, BRYNN!!! :::

cryUntil recently, luxury brands were in goddamned fucking denial about the had claimed immunity from the growing worldwide Olympic-style economic nosedive.

But the cold bitchslap of reality has left a lingering sting that’s being felt from the boutiques of Paris to the la-tee-dah shoplofts and spas of London to the ostentatious avant-garde expos of New York as the not-so-nouveau-riche-anymore are foregoing their Friday evenings at Fred’s, Diamond Peel Microdermabrasions, Icho Cashmere jackets and caviar eye treatments.
::: Crap, Kiki! Get the salts – I think Mersaydi just had a mild cardiac event … :::

But don’t fault Franck Sorbier, don’t chide Coco and don’t even THINK of blaming Boudicca, bitches!!

This nouveau povertè was a fait accompli before the bailouts began …
… all that greedy moneygrubbiness and fadmongering of years past created such all-out hubris that now the well-off are just like the rest of us — facing, like,  a totally WAY harsh future … ‘n stuff!!

MAJOR sad face, right???
::: But, admit it! You know it’s gonna be 20 kinds of cocktail FUN watching Wilhelmina use a WIC!!! :::

December 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm 2 comments

Good for them!


A bunch of city workers is the wee Ohio town of Piqua won a multi-state, multi-million dollar lottery overnight.
::: Let’s hear it for the nouveau riche!!! :::

artohiolotterywdtnFourteen fine folks claimed the $207 million, 12-state prize from a ticket they bought at the local Kroger grocery store.
::: Life change on aisle three! ::: 

“I’m going to set my mom and dad up for life,” said Loyal Davis, who bought the ticket and got to have the unique pleasure of telling his co-workers they were all now millionaires.

The youngest of the group is a 30-year-old who’s been on the job just two months said he’s still in shock [understandably] and doesn’t have Clue One about what he’ll do with the loot — beyond helping his father retire.

“Right now, I’m in shock and surprised, and I don’t know what it really means to me right now,” he said. “It can change all my family’s lives, and it means a lot,” he said.

Take a bow moms and dads — you raised these two right!

SOURCE

December 18, 2008 at 11:26 am 2 comments

A little lame duck with your Italian?


At the official, black-tie Columbus Day dinner at the White House, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi got so carried away blowing hugs and kisses to our plodding prez that he destroyed the very podium from which he spoke.

Everyone just laughed and laughed because it’s funny when visiting dignitaries get drunk and make fools of themselves! What would have made it even better would have been if he’d set something on fire or groped Nancy Pelosi or somesuch, but hey – we can’t have everything, right?
::: Oh rich people — you DO amuse me! :::

“I’m 100 percent confident that we’ll be friends forever,” Berlusconi gushed to the Grand Poobah of the New Great Depression.
::: they are totally bff’s 4EVAR!!! :::

Then the buddies and their out of touch, filthy rich, fatcat politicians honored guests got down to business!

They feasted on Delicata Squash Soup with Citron, Maine Lobster Fondue, Artichoke and Reggiano Cheese Ravioli, Rosemary-crusted Elysian Farm Lamb, Crispy Eggplant and Swiss Chard, Chocolate Napoleon and washed it all down with $110-a-bottle Robert Mondavi Cabernet “Reserve” 2005, Iron Horse “Russian River Cuvée” 2003 and Ponzi Chardonnay “Reserve” 2005.

Over dessert, the hoity toities talked about those annoying collasping world markets that are putting pressure on their portfolios and passingly pondered the plight of the little people … all of which made it a ‘working dinner’ they’ll write off on their taxes next year.

Oh the sacrificed life of the public servant …

October 14, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Thursday Theatrics – Giuliani Style!


Rudy “9-11” Giuliani’s 22-year-old douchebag son has filed a 198-page lawsuit against Duke University for cutting him from the school’s golf team.
::: I OBJECT! :::

Andrew Giuliani says Duke is in ‘breach of contract’ by cutting him because he was ‘recruited’ by the previous golf staff.

WOW! Recruited! He must be GOOD then, right???
Umm, like no ‘n stuff?

Yummy stats, anyone?

  • Last season The Blue Devil’s golf team had 14 players.
  • Rudy’s Runt was one of nine players who competed in only one or two tournaments.
  • The team’s top five golfers, on the other hand, competed in at least nine tournaments.
  • Pussyboy’s best finish was a tie for 36th at the Fighting Illini Invitational.
  • Asscrack’s season competition average was 74.5, which made him the 12th best player on the 14-player team.
    ::: Duke’s the one who should be suing! Just who the hell was the asshat who ‘recruited’ this loser?!? :::
  • So the coach decides to whittle the team to about half its size and used the time-tested practice of keeping the best players — but ‘Drool wasn’t havin’ any of that action and got all ‘don’t you know who I am?!?’

    They did.
    You’re a loser.
    They cut you.
    That’s life.
    Deal.

    There is no ‘Andrew’ in TEAM.

    Andouche said he’s suing because privileged uppercrusters like him always gets what they want and no way some golf-pro wannabe teacher is gonna stand in his way “to make sure this doesn’t happen to anyone else at Duke.”
    Ya.
    Bitch forgot to mention he’s also suing for as much money as he can shake from the Duke dollar tree ‘unspecified compensatory damages’ and use of the school’s state-of-the-art golf center (while he is in school and after he graduates).
    Drama Queen also wants a jury trial.

    So does mommy.

    “This has been heartbreaking,” Donna Hanover, said in a statement. “We tried for many months to convince members of the Duke administration that because we are rich and white ‘the rules’ don’t apply to us this situation should be corrected and we are pissed off and looking for retribution sad that we have now had to turn to the court.”

    If this ginormous waste of time and taxpayer dollars does go to trial, I hope it’s on teevee and Judge Judy gets the call so she can brand his pampered puss with her own special brand of ‘I don’t think so!’
    I would TIVO the hell outta that shit and throw a big ol’ Bew Hew Ball so people could gather to eat popcorn and point and laugh hysterically at little Andy … just like those lucky bastards at Duke get to do every day!

    Good times!

    July 24, 2008 at 7:54 pm 6 comments

    Katie Couric is a victim


    Cunty Couric, currently tagging along on my boyfriend‘s Middle East tour, was interviewed by Israeli publication Haaretz.com for reasons that completely escape me.

    During a rambling, idiotic diatribe about how the piss-poor viewer response to her crapass news reading are totally  not her fault, Cunty spewed forth the following verbal nugget:

    ” … sexism in the American society is more common than racism …”

    Yeeeaaahhh, because white, multi-millionwhores know a lot about racism, y’all!

    Everybody clear?
    It’s not her. It’s YOU – you sexist prick!

    Source (the 12th graf is a grabber!)

    July 23, 2008 at 1:19 pm


    This is the shit you bitches are reading


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