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Occupy Sesame Street

Because Bert don’t play, yo!


November 6, 2011 at 12:11 pm 3 comments


There is serious shit going down in Denmark, people!

The decisionizers at the Carlsberg brewery went all ‘beer only during lunchbreaks, slackers!’ and the warehouse staff victims went all ‘fuck that noise, fuckers’ and walked the fuck OUT!


A spokesbloke for the world’s fourth-largest brewery said “We think times have changed and we need an alcohol policy that is accepted by society – 93% of Danish companies have an alcohol policy.”

Hey there LEMMING! Whatever happened to being bold? Going against the grain?? Doing it your own way and shit???
I mean, what’s next? You tyrants gonna limit breaktime, too? What about the amount of TP used in the WC?!

It’s a slippery slope!
Where does the madness end?????

“There has been free beer, water and soft drinks everywhere. [This week] beers were removed from all refrigerators. The only place you can get a beer in future is in the canteen, at lunch.”


Carlsberg drivers claim they have the right to have up to three beers per day outside lunch hours and warehouse workers say they share that entitlement – a claim the brewer shockingly disputes.

Where oh where is Lech Walesa when you need him?!

Soldier on plebians … soldier on …


April 9, 2010 at 10:06 am 1 comment


 I totally this guy!!!

March 27, 2010 at 12:54 pm 2 comments

Bloody Good Show

Hey hey there Polly Protesters, stompin’ around all huffy with your unified clenched fists and your homemade signs shouting ‘No more blah blah’ or ‘We’re not blah blah’ or whatever blah blah you shout about — LISTEN UP!

You’re doing it wrong.

You are!

Your organized marches shouting walks against this thing or that thing or whatever thing’s got your blood boiling are downright boring! They’re too tame and too lame to get traction and reaction.

You need to spill that blood instead of just allowing shit to bring it to a boil!

That’s how ya get ACTION!

Just ask the protest PROS over in Thailand – those ho’s know how to rally!

Anti-government protesters started donating their own blood this week in preparation to protest their pissiosity with the powers-that-be.

Hundreds of red-shirted demonstrators gave blood as part of a plan to splatter the Thai government headquarters in a symbolic sacrifice to press their demand that Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva agree to dissolve parliament and order new elections.


Protest leaders vowed – THEY VOWED!!! – to collect the equivalent of 1,000 standard soft drink bottles full of the funky fluid for maximum spillage at the Government House.

“This blood belongs to fighters for democracy. What is its color? Red!” an announcer shouted.


“Now that people have agreed to sacrifice their blood like this, how can [Abhisit] not make a sacrifice by dissolving the parliament?” said Weng Tojirakarn, a protest leader and doctor.

‘cept he won’t.

Abhisit told a nationwide television audience that his government’s goal is not to “remain entrenched” but that it would not step down in response to the protesters.

YEA … uh, oh.
Yeah?! Welllll, it’s not over!
Just you wait ’till Full Thrombosis Thursday!!



March 17, 2010 at 10:11 am 3 comments

On this day in history …

1979_marchThe National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights — the  first such march on Washington — took place on this day in 1979.

Between 100,000 and 250,000 people marched that day demanding “an end to all social, economic, judicial, and legal oppression of lesbian and gay people.”

The event was covered extensively by the media.

To date there have been four national marches on Washington organized by the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered (LGBT) community — in 1979, 1987, 1993, and 2000.

It’s been 30 years since the first one, folks … congrats for all you’ve accomplished and keep fighting the good fight!

Oh … and to you retards skeeved out by the thought of extending equal rights to anyone UNlike yourselves?
Happy Hump Day, bitches 😉

October 14, 2009 at 9:57 am

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