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Is Palin the real candidate for change?

Her supreme sexiness – hot GILF Veep Nom Sarah Palin — is barely on the world radar for two seconds and already she’s Caribou-poo-deep in scandal!
::: YAY sweet, delicious scandal – I knew this bitch would deliver!! :::

Oh sure, there’s an investigation into whether she abused the power of her office to have her ex-brother-in-law fired and that’s all interesting and blah blah blah – but to find out about that mess means you have to, like, actually read  a buncha wordy stuff — and well, can we be frank?
When was the last time you talked to a voter who’d actually READ anythng about the candidates?
::: don’t tell me a country who approved eight years of this is a nation of readers :::

Nope, the scandal we’re talking about is one that all of The Land of Maury can proudly get behind:
Palin Preggergate

Girlfriend’s 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is all kinds of knocked up.
The Dems are eating it up like a free buffet at Denny’s while the Retardspublicans are all like ‘See!! She’s totally having this unplanned, irresponsible, out-of-wedlock, bastard child — Family Values, Beeyatches!”

Haha on YOU, America!!

You were waiting for my boyfriend’s sexual scandal to surface, never thinking for one moment that kiddie sex would take center stage.
Besides, O’Beautiful is WAY too smart to get caught do anything like that!

The kicker is that we really should have known this would happen. It’s a receipe that never fails!

Princess Palin’s grown up under the pistol-packin’ pro-life thumb of a multi-child master breeder, for chrissakes! I’m actually surprised it took her 17 years to find  ‘the family way’!
::: if certain folks are correct, we may find out it only took her, like, 16 or so … :::

– You take one part abstinence
– Two B cups teenage lust
– Introduce one hot, hockey hunka hunka Levi Johnston sausage link
– Add generous amounts of “f***in’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes” ‘tude
– Stir in equal parts sexual frustration, innuendo and pubescent stupidity
– Mix together in wilderness-enclosed tenting
– Sprinkle with Trig and vague engagement rumors (for palatability)
– Transfer to political fishbowl and let stand

At least Palin can now legitimately say SHE is the candidate for change.

Changing diapers.

September 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Hot tranny mess …

But not the kind you’re thinking …

Editor and Publisher is echoing the ‘calling out’ Queerty gave New York Post cartoonist Sean Delonas over his apparent on-the-job lazy-assness … or, as I remember it being called in J-school – self-plagiarism.

Writes E&P: Two recent “Delonas cartoons were about Thomas Beatie, a transgender man who is reportedly pregnant. (Beatie was born a woman and took testosterone to look like a man; the female organs were left intact.)”

So just how similar were Delonas’ drawings?
Judge for yourself:

April 6, 2008:
April 10, 2008 Sean Delonas New York Post editorial cartoon

June 10, 2008:
June 10, 2008 Sean Delonas New York Post editorial cartoon

Yeeeaaahhhhh …

June 18, 2008 at 10:43 am 6 comments

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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