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All the snooze …

Old and Busted: Journalists with actual degrees, experience and other nifty qualificationy journalismy type thingamabobs bringing you the worldwide 4-1-1.

New Hotness: Gettin’ the down-low from weblebrities, celebriwhores and other 15-minuters with absolutely no journalistic judgement, savvy, skill … or smarts!!


Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent
::: you just KNOW this is gonna be some funny ass shit!!! :::

joeplumberSamuel J. Wurzelbacher is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for douchesite

Asscrack says he’ll spend 10 days covering the fighting because he wants to let Israel’s “‘Average Joes’ share their story.”
::: I’m sure he mean “Average
Jocheved’s” … :::

Because really – what good are devastatingly horrific international events if you can’t market that shit?!?

Keep it between the sniper fire, Joe!!


January 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm 7 comments

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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