Posts tagged ‘pets’

So hard to say goodbye …


I never thought it would be this hard, but after more than 22 years together — how could it not be?

Beethoven: July 1986 – April 2009

beethyears

At least she’ll get to see her friends soon …

mochili

There probably won’t be a post here for a few days …

sleepies

April 16, 2009 at 3:39 pm 8 comments

Now that’s downsizing!


Vietnamese Potbellied PigOld and Busted:
Vietnamese Potbellied Pig pets.
Those wildly popular housebeasts from the 1990s that Americans just couldn’t get enough of (along with Wreckx-N-Effect, Digable Planet, Haddaway and many other things we’ve thankfully learned to live without)

::: All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom … JUST SHAKE YA RUMP! :::

New Hotness:
Pocket Pigs.
These mini-porklets are the result of a breeding program at Britain’s Pennywell Farm, which produces future bacon that grows no bigger than a small dog.

Cue the AWWWWW

Pennywell Farm Mimipig

April 30, 2008 at 5:27 pm 2 comments

Britney eats a puppy


Brooke Hogan filming on the campus of Florida Atlantic UniversityI’m sure she could – then she’d wash that ankle-biter down with Cheetoh-resin and Schnapps … but actually, this is Brooke Hogan filming some crap for some craptastic show on the campus of Florida Atlantic University … prolly the closest this bitch will ever get to ‘higher education’.

Are we sure The Hulkster didn’t have two sons and one just likes a plunging neckline and hooker heels?

She’s a tranny, right?? She’s gotta be. C’mon … she could totally be a dude … or Brit Brit herself with another 20-30 lubbs on her chin.
Damn girl — when a washed-up 26-year-old who can’t even be trusted to babysit her own kids (or wear a bra or underwear or be properly shod) looks better than you — why even get out of bed in the morning? 

Again — why is she famous?
Either one … 

April 26, 2008 at 12:40 am


This is the shit you bitches are reading


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