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Don’t worry …

“He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson.”

– Former Cubs employee and Slammin’ Sammy supporter Rebecca Polihronis

Uhhh huh.

“He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin,” Becky sez.

Uhhh huh.

“Women have it all of the time,” blurted the Beckinator.

We also get the painful but rewarding Brazilian … is he trying that look too?
::: enquiring minds wanna know :::

“He was surprised he came out looking so white,” Reebee reported.

Uhhh huh.

“Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting,” the Reebster reasoned.

And here you thought the camera just added 10 pounds …

November 10, 2009 at 10:50 am 1 comment

Grifa grief

Get ready for Michael Phelps’ ‘Splishyboy Apology World Tour of Anguish’!!!

phelps_516_0102_25518aAqualung was caught tokin’ the tube during two days of way hard partying last November with some gold diggers students at the University of South Carolina in Columbia.

I guess he thought it was all good since November is typically “a quiet time in the swimming calendar when athletes would not expect to get tested for drugs.

Well  not so fast, Flipper!
One of those ho’s had a camera and snapped you doing some seriously non-role modely shit.
::: Dude — Celebrity Drug Addict’s Rule #1: Pat ’em down before you bed ’em down … ::: 

I bet his peen was so embarrassed that it called in sick and crawled all the way back inside his body cavity because once his spokesbitch hit him with the knowledge that News Of The World had the photo — faster than you can say ‘Duuuuuude … hehe … wai … whaaaaaat???’ – Bongboy admitted to the ‘regrettable behavior’.

In a statement released to The Associated Press, The Ocho said:
“I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”

Aww c’mon dude — it’s not like you were doing snowcaps or crazy eddies … riiight?

Don’t worry – I’m sure those endorsements, book deal and mommy’s Chico’s contract will all be juuuust fine.

I mean, it’s not like you’re some lowly working-class fucking commoner – the kind who’d be 45 kinds of deep-shit busted for doing that kind of illegal-type crap with, you know, peeps who are, like, underage and all!

Could you just imagine the totally chaotified pandefuckinmonium that would happen if we held celebritards to those ‘real world’ standards and consequence-type things?!?!?

Noooo – of course you can’t …


February 1, 2009 at 7:00 pm 5 comments

Be Thankful

I mean, at least no one’s going to kill you and eat you for dinner, right?
::: always two sides … always two sides … :::

So, whatever kind of turkey you are …

be thankful and have a great day!

November 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm

You see it

Nicolas Cage and his son Weston Coppola Cage leaving Madeo restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend.
Weston’s Kayako Halloween costume is, err, dead on, no?
Wait. What? That’s not a costume?!?


October 27, 2008 at 11:46 am


A ‘jury of his peers’ (which contained exactly zero African Americans) found O.J. Simpson guilty Friday of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year.
::: maybe they define ‘peer’ differently out there in Vegas … ::: 

Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen offenses stemming from the sports memorabilia heist. Stewart was found guilty of the same charges as Simpson.

The two men could spend the rest of their lives in prison. Clark County District Judge Jackie Glass set sentencing for December 5.

If you weren’t sure what to get them for Christmas before – now you know.

October 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm 8 comments

Hurricane Fool, err, Fail …

CNN led this morning with a nice shot from the AP of an astoundingly stupid guy workin’ the pole in all the wrong ways as Hurricane Ike made landfall in Texas.


September 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm

Senior survey

According to another stupid Associated Press/Yahoo News poll released today, only 9% of Big Mac’s supporters say the campaign is exciting.

Note to pollsters: You gotta question those Q-tips before the Early Bird tapioca dessert! Once Granny takes out her teeth it’s lights out in 20!!

July 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm

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