Just in case you missed the awesomeness

Which I would completely understand given the fact that it was an exhausting but wholly rewarding National Signing Day yesterday, after which you collapsed in a heap of inebriated, blobby JOY like I did and maybe, just possibly, perhaps missed another satisfying Jon Stewart logic/reason/reality badass beatdown of Bill O’Reilly’s assfucked accounting of current events.

If so – enjoy …

Rare photo!! Bipartisanship in action!!

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Sen. Max Baucus, D-Mont., left, shakes hands with committee member Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Maine after a committee vote on the health care reform bill today.

It’s NOT just a myth!

Way to go, Olympia Snowe!
::: The ONLY Republican senator professional enough to put politics aside and at least try to do the right thing. :::
 
“When history calls, history calls.”
– Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Maine

PEACE!

My boyfriend won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!
::: third sitting prez to nab the nod 😉 SWEET!:::

“Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” the committee said. “His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.”

“I think it is extraordinary,” 2004 NPP winner Wangari Muta Maathai said. “It will be even greater inspiration for the world. He has shown how we can probably come together, work together in a cooperative way.”

Even you ‘other siders’ have to cop to the fact that this is a good thing.
Oh shuddit. It is.
It’s a good thing when any American wins the NPP – especially when that American is the president.
Stop the negative blah blah. It is.
::: See world! We’re not ALL hateful warmongers!!! :::

Congrats O’Baby!

Party Girl

Did you know that a new poll shows 64% of Republicans say the Alaskan Hotness is their first choice to run for president in 2012?
::: IT DOES! THEY DO! :::
*** And, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that 100% of Democrats, Independents, Moon-Worshippers, Pixie-Dust Inhalers and other World Dwellers concur!  ***

Reading the poll results (nearly choking on my coffee) my first thought was President … of the PTA? … of the Adopt A Polar Bear Cub Club?!? … of the Hottie GILFs (population YOU, girl!)?!?!?

But NOOOO! They’re, like, of America and stuff!! And I’m all ‘HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh GOP, how you amuse me with your wacky party jokes!!’ … until it dawns on me that they’re frealz on this one and then I’m all ‘WHOA! They are serious as a Dick Cheney heart attack!’

FAAAAANNNN-TASTIC!!!!

For the record: I’m on board – GO FOR IT, GIRLEEN!!

Run baby, run!
Run like you’ve never run before.
Run until your little Alaskan muklucks fall off.
Run to towns big and small all across this great land of ours and religionate the peoples; ethify the base and spread your rogue maverickness to the masses!!!!

I’ll even donate because what surer guarantee can I have of my boyfriend locking in a second term by Christmas than the promise of an “I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t” Cam-PALIN-Palooza!

OOOHH YAH!
YOUBETCHA!!

One of these is not like the others

::: SPIFF! :::

SOURCE

Katie Couric is a victim

Cunty Couric, currently tagging along on my boyfriend‘s Middle East tour, was interviewed by Israeli publication Haaretz.com for reasons that completely escape me.

During a rambling, idiotic diatribe about how the piss-poor viewer response to her crapass news reading are totally  not her fault, Cunty spewed forth the following verbal nugget:

” … sexism in the American society is more common than racism …”

Yeeeaaahhh, because white, multi-millionwhores know a lot about racism, y’all!

Everybody clear?
It’s not her. It’s YOU – you sexist prick!

Source (the 12th graf is a grabber!)

‘No Shit’ headline of the day

Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain are study in contrast

REALLY!?!
Ugh

But hey, at least there’s something to read there … unlike this nugget from yesterday.

Seriously — it’s gonna seem like FOREVER until the election if this crap is supposed to pass for ‘news’.