Posts tagged ‘national hurricane center’

Will Paloma be a problem?


Umm, anyone else got an uneasy feeling about this one?

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November 6, 2008 at 10:54 am

Be not afraid


The 14th named storm of the 2008 hurricane season — Tropical Storm Nana — formed in the Atlantic over the weekend – but not to worry!

I’m predicting an easy ride on this one – not because the National Hurricane Center or the nutzo weatherdudes say she’s gonna dwindle early but because I’m betting the worst Nana will do is bake us cookies and make us go nite nite with no bedtime story.

Oh, and the Name Game’s really fun with this one!

October 13, 2008 at 10:37 am 4 comments

Back Off, Bertha!


We had a nice, quiet June, didn’t we?

Tropical Storm Bertha trackHad some barbecue (mmmmm – barbecue …), went to the beach (fyi — nude beach in Ft. Lauderdale is hilarity in a man hammock!), got our drink on (don’t ask – I can’t count that high) — and now it’s the end of the first week of July and we have …

Bertha.

Look bitch — stay away. Kay?
My summer is going along just fine and I have neither the time nor the patience to figure out this early which bank I can knock over to pay for the gas my generators will suck down in the dark days after a storm.

I just don’t need the stress – so keep it offshore like a good little tropical storm and everybody’s happy.

July 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm 4 comments


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