Posts tagged ‘mean’

FELINE FUCKERY!


Cat person or not — crap like this should make you want to immediately stop whatever you’re doing and go coin-diggin’ in the car or couch so you can start a collection or host a telethon or some shit to help these heinous humans BUY A GODDAMNED CLUE!!!!!

ACK!!!

Meet the Eskew family of Port St. Lucie, Florida: Jackbag James, Shithead Sheila and Jessica, their dumbass daughter.
————————–>

These evolutionary-scale throwbacks were arrested on animal cruelty charges after they decided it would be just a big ol’ slice of HELL YEAH to pack up everything for their pending move to North Cackalackee.

And by ‘pack up everything‘ I mean force more than 20 of their furry friends into wooden boxes coffins, nail the lids closed and dump ’em in the neighbor’s yard.

me-OWW!!!

Now — animal cruelty charges are all find and good (actually — it’s the LEAST that should happen to these sick tricks) but I think this troublesome trio should also be charged with whatever criminal thingamabob, trip to detention or mark on their permanent records goes along with depriving the larger community of what couldda been catastically comical!

CURSE YOU CAT-HATERS!

I mean, have they never had the pleasure of the LOLCATS pussies?
Are they not hip to the trip that is a YouTube kitty vid?
funnycatpix.com?!
zomgcatz.com?!?
roflcat.com?!?!

No?!
Grrrr!

Get with the program inbreeders!
Don’t make me invoke the spirit of Beethoven and come after your retarded asses!!

SOURCE

May 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm 3 comments

There is a special place, indeed …


And – if convicted – I hope that these sick chicks get there ASAP and that their blood boils continuously, their flesh burns eternally and they are forced into forever fuckey times with the business end of Satan’s pitchfork!

That might be fitting punishment … I’m not sure.

The SB’s involved are teacher’s aides Kristina Marie Kallies and Julie Ann Parish (that’s Parish right there … Kallies is somewhere in Texas, maybe).

As part of their jobs, they are charged with helping to educate and care for the precious cargo under their control.

As part of some truly heinous allegations that have surfaced, they are now also charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor slap of endangering the welfare of at least one of the precious packages they were supposed to protect.

And just what did they do?

Well, according to court docs, these bitches fucking WATER-BOARDED a 13-year-old autistic child who cannot speak, forced him to sit in soiled pants for hours and made him eat his own vomit when he got sick.
::: Beelzebitches! :::

Garrett Schilling’s mother Tifonie said she learned of the alleged abuse in April 2008, when another staff member sent her an e-mail warning her about the asshatted teacher’s aides.

She wrote: “He was having water-boarding-like torture done to him on a frequent basis. They were holding his head under the water.”
::: If he’s my son, this is where I’d have to be forcibly restrained from gettin’ 20 kinds of mutilationay medieval on someone’s ass :::

Maria Bubb, a substitute teacher in Garrett’s classroom in October and November of 2008, said in court documents that the staff was “mean and degrading” to Garrett, and that Kallies would “point her finger in his face and scream at him.”

Other teachers testified that they saw Garrett’s head held under running water and witnessed him being forced to sit in his feces for hours.

And as if that wasn’t bad enough?! – the parents of at least five other children at the school say their kids were abused as well.

— Molly Gillis says her daughter came home from the school ‘on numerous occasions with bite marks, bruises, burnt fingertips and missing hair.’
— The Saali family say their daughter was ‘hit with pens’ leaving her with ‘welts on her neck’. The family also allege their daughter was hit on the head with a pan.
— And the Pepos family says they are ninety-kinds of certain their son spent time locked in a closet.

The Cascade County Attorney’s Office said the investigation remains ongoing and more charges could follow.

Whatever happens, the monstrous Montana menaces better consider themselves fuckin’ lucky as hell that it wasn’t MY kid they tortured, ‘cuz we’d have nipped that shit in the bud from the get-go with a pair of pinking shears, some rubbing alcohol and a whole lotta dry towel swallowage!
::: just sayin’ :::

SOURCE

October 28, 2009 at 10:06 am 1 comment

Dear Delta Airlines …


hatedelta
It’s true … but let’s be clear …

I don’t hate Delta Airlines because they have compromised scheduling.
I don’t hate Delta Airlines because they have crappy in-flight movies.
I don’t hate Delta Airlines because their planes smell funkerrific.
I don’t hate Delta Airlines because they can’t control the weather.

I hate Delta Airlines because when ‘things happen’ – as is the natural course of ‘things’ – Delta Airlines and it’s shitass staff are incapable of handling it in a courteous and professional manner … or, well, sheeeeeyut – at ALL!

When my flight Sunday was delayed due to bad weather at my connect — the good old ATL — I took it as an unforeseen opportunity to write a bit on the book.
I’m a multi-tasker like that!

When we took off more than an hour late, I didn’t sweat it because all of the other planes headed to or leaving from Atlanta were late too!
We’re all in the same boa … err … plane!

When we finally landed in Atlanta, taxied to our gate and sat there like caged mice for an extra half hour because, according to our inept flight crew leader Debbie Dinbleberry, ‘hehe, umm, teehee, the jetway seems to be broken … we are soooooooo sorry!!!’ — I interpreted that to mean the crew understood that our initial delay was being further exascerbated by this mechanical problem and were on the radio hard at work getting information about connecting flights for their hostages passengers.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

They weren’t.

‘I am sooooooo sorry!!!’ Dinglebutt laments over the public address system. ‘We have alerted ALL of the people who need to be notified about this and they are ALL going to get on this as soon as they can so that we can get everyone safely to their next destination!! Thanks for choosing Delta!!’

They are notifying ‘people’ about the jetway malfunction so we know that there ARE working radios on board, yet no one thinks to get information about connecting flights?!
Beads of sweat form on the upper lip of the woman behind me headed to Rotterdam.

32 minutes later …
‘That was a WONDERFUL dress rehearsal for the real thing everyone!’ Dinglefuck instructs the huddled masses. ‘Now, if we could all take our seats, the captain has been given a gate change assignment so we can all go home!’

By the time we rolled to the new gate and everyone had deplaned, everyone’s connection
— let me repeat —
EVERYONE’S CONNECTION had been missed.

Oh, but it wasn’t just our flight. It happened all over the airport.
And you know what?
I have NO problem with flights getting missed or cancelled or whatnot.

Weather happens!

What I DO have a problem with is an airline so apparently completely unprepared to deal with ‘things’.

Adding insult (i.e. dumbfuck in-flight crew leader) to injury (i.e. terminals customer_serviceoverflowing with pissy passengers) were the Delta Airlines ‘customer service’ gals — whose only talent as far as I could tell were making elder persons cry, ignoring the infirm and shouting ‘EXCUUUUSE ME, SIR!’ to anyone who had the audacity to *gasp* inquire about getting on another flight or Delta’s hotel voucher policy.
::: takes ALL the fun out of people watching! :::

Just so you know — if you are unlucky (or braindead) enough to have booked a Delta Airlines flight and you get bumped, miss your connect or, well, just have a question you need an answer to — that is NOT what Delta Customer Service does, mmmkay??

But — if you want to be maligned, ignored or just made to feel like you are the biggest boil on the butt of humanity — Delta Customer Service definitely has something to say to YOU!

And FUDELTA1to Delta Airlines I say a heartfelt and well-deserved Fuck You.

I didn’t fly you for a long time but gave you another shot … and was rudely reminded why, exactly, it was I stopped choosing Delta.

I DO have many choices when it comes to air travel and it won’t be with you – ever again.

Oh and not for nothing — but the children of the very old, wheelchair-bound woman should sue your sorry asses for paying a truly unholy hellbeast to scream at her for 10 solid minutes because she committed the grievous infraction of not understanding how she would get home after missing her flight (and kudos to the group who stepped in on her behalf).
Seriously kids — if you do, email me for the depo!

September 21, 2009 at 8:20 pm 5 comments

No pay no stay


It’s just all-out hostility against the hobos and the poors these days!

Even after getting serious stimulus money, states are still cutting jobs, bull-dozing benefits and — as of this month — one city (NYC) will begin charging rent to working families staying in public homeless shelters.
::: What’s next?!? Tipping the breadline soup scooper??? :::

This latest societal bitchslap to the bereft is made possible by a 1997 state law allowing shelter managers to force flat-broke fams to fork over a portion of their income, depending on the shelter and family size.

For some of the strapped, this could mean handing over up to half their earnings.

PHILANTHROPY
FAIL!!!
(for serious!!!!)

How is a family supposed to save enough to get out of the shelter when they’re coughing up more than 50% of their take-home cash to the shelter?

Huh?
HUH, MR. GUY IN CHARGE?!?
::: rhetorical question, Bub — no one believes you care … :::

“I think it’s hard to argue that families that can contribute to their shelter cost shouldn’t,” commented one callous commish. “I don’t see this playing out in an adverse way.”

Really?
You sure about that??

Because I’m thinking that a state that eagerly earmarks

  • $2,500 for the Doll and Toy Museum of New York City
  • $2,500 for the Brooklyn Cricket League
  • $6,000 for the Harlem Honeys and Bears senior citizen swim team
  • $6,500 for the Utica Curling Club
  • $10,500 for the American Association for the Improvement of Boxing
    and
  • $15,000 for the Urban Yoga Foundation
    – would probably enjoy some pretty sweet PR if it found a way to pinch off a few pennies for the penniless, right?
  • Right?!?

     I hope so, ‘cuz you gotta know it would take a ginormous truckload of NOTHIN’ for me to instigate an uprising of the impovrished when I visit New York in two weeks!

    SOURCE
    SOURCE

    May 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm 6 comments

    In Bay City it’s pay up … or DIE!


    Hey — way to go, Bay City, Michigan Utility Nazis!

    Your black-hearted money grubbery at the pinnacle of this New Great Depression now has a body count!

    93-year-old Marvin E. Schur died “a slow, painful death” after he fucking FROZE TO DEATH inside his own home — mere days after you limited his use of electricity.

    Bay City’s Manager, Robert Belleman said the the city didn’t do anything wrong because the nearly century old human being owed Bay City Electric Light & Power more than $1,000. So, see? They were forced — FORCED I tell you – to freeze him the fuck OUT!

    baycitymichNow, $1,000 in unpaid bills is a lot, I’ll grant you. But at some point during the accrual process wouldn’t you think there’d have been a phone call or, ooo I know – a visit to Mr. Schur’s home to check the sitch???
    I mean that would have been easy considering his house is only ONE GODDAMNED MILE FROM THE GODDAMNED UTILITY OFFICE!!!!

    Uh huh — a proactive approach — what about it fellas?? Ever think of that???

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    Umm, yeah — looks like a big cuppa negatory on that one!

    And it’s too bad, because, according to their website, at the close of 2008, Bay City Electric, Light & Power owned and operated utility assets of $64 million with total annual revenues of approximately $25.6 million.

    Buuuut, instead of tapping their own admittedly robust resources in fine mistzvah fashion …
    or getting really radical and working out some sort of payment plan …
    or doing the unthinkable and asking for donations to help the poor old man …
    OR – oh hell, just making the smallest of efforts to go that extra smidge and contact folks who, like, help needy elderly people??? (… like, oh I dunno – say, the ones on the list of ‘Agencies and Organizations Providing Emergency Help’ that’s fucking LISTED ON THEIR OWN FUCKING WEBSITE!!! ACK!!!)
    Ohhhh no.

    Instead of foolin’ with of any of that shit – the Bay City bastards did things another way.

    The greedysonofabitchfuckingheartlessasshole way.

    They installed a “limiter” device to restrict the use of electricity at the old man’s home

    … in the middle of WINTER …

    … in MICHIGAN!

    The nifty little device limits the power coming into a home and, as an added bonus,  blows out like a fuse if consumption rises past a set level.

    But the best part?
    The power doesn’t get restored until the device is reset.

    Belleman said city workers keep the limiter on houses for 10 days, then shut off power entirely if the homeowner hasn’t paid utility bills or arranged to do so.

    But they didn’t have to do that in Marvin Schur’s case.

    NOSIREEEE!!!!
    It only took them four days to kill him, instead of the policy-mandated 10.

    See, somehow, the limiter was tripped sometime between the January 13  installation and the January 17 discovery of his frozen deadness.

    At the time his poor neighbors found him, the temperature inside his house was below 32 degrees and ice had formed in the kitchen and on the inside of his windows.

    “It’s not easy to die from hypothermia without first realizing your fingers and toes feel like they’re burning,” said Kanu Virani, Oakland County’s deputy chief medical examiner, who performed the autopsy.

    Ever the PR machine, Belleman was quick to lay blame smack DAB where you’d expect: On the neighbors!!

    “I’ve said this before and some of my colleagues have said this: Neighbors need to keep an eye on neighbors,” he alibied. “When they think there’s something wrong, they should contact the appropriate agency or city department.”

    Stay classy Bay City … stay classy

    SOURCE
    SOURCE
    SOURCE
    SOURCE
    SOURCE

    ACK!!!!!

    January 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm 34 comments

    Wicked Witch of the North found – in Michigan!


    Kids in Gross Pointe Farms, Michigan got a real scare this Halloween … from the Wicked Witch of the North herself – homeowner Shirley Nagel – who handed out candy exclusively to the offspring of admitted McCain supporters.
    ::: No Kit-Kats or M&M’s for YOU, Obama brats! :::

    Nasty Nagel brought out the Snickers, Skittles and Starburst on Friday night but refused the sweet treats for all those who didn’t share her support for the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate Sarah Palin.
    ::: oh yeah, THAT’LL teach ’em! :::

    A sign outside her house reads:
    “No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters.”

    After calling O’Beautiful “scary” she said it was just fine and dandy to turn children away – empty handed and crying on Halloween — because “Everybody has a choice.”
    ::: Keep it classy, Shirley – keep it classy! ::: 

    Check election idiocy in all its raging glory on YouTube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkBE0lWeYU

    November 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm 7 comments


    This is the shit you bitches are reading


    Creative Commons License
    Lifeisacookie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License.


    %d bloggers like this: