Posts tagged ‘makeup’

CZJ enters the Bronze Age

What in the pimply fake bake hell is going on with Catherine Zeta-Jones’ face?!?
Bitch’s skin is all kinds of busted!

CZJ and Michael “The Crypt Keeper” Douglas were at the Global Leadership Awards Gala in New York City Wednesday night and, evidently, she thought it was a costume party … a Halloween costume party because she came made up as ‘Clown Catherine of the Land of Giant Pore’.

The only saving grace is that the shine coming off her skin is so intense it could actually temporarily blind innocent onlookers.
::: look away :::

Well, we hope it did.
::: look awaaayyyy!!!!! :::

October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm 1 comment

You Go (Cover) Girl!

Ellen DeGeneres announced on her show that she is, in fact, the new face of CoverGirl cosmetics.

In telling the audience, awesome Ellen joked, “You know how I always like to share what’s going on in my life with you all, and I was going to give you some news and, unfortunately, rumours started circulating all over the Internet.

“I am here to set the record straight right now. I am not pregnant. It just turned out to be a bump. I went and had it checked out.
::: always the comedienne! :::

“I am the new face of CoverGirl”, she (finally) said – before gettin’ her vogue on — explaining, “That’s the first thing they teach you when you’re a CoverGirl.”

You go girl!

September 16, 2008 at 8:42 pm

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