Posts tagged ‘innocent’

If you say so

blaggylegosm“I will fight. I will fight. I will fight until I take my last breath, ” Illinois Governor Rod ‘Grabbyhands” Blagojevich blah blah’d this afternoon to a bunch of people who’ve already requested press credentials for his trial.

“I have done nothing wrong, and I’m not going to quit a job that people hired me to do because of false accusations and a political lynch mob,” he said, his voice raised in an unsuccessful effort to be heard above the gigglefest going on around him.

blaggylego1Hey PRICKS! “Afford me the same rights that you and your children have. The presumption of innocence. The right to defend yourself!” he shrieked.

“I have on my side the most powerful ally there is: the truth.”
::: and several million in undisclosed ‘contributions’ in three separate offshore accounts … :::

“Besides, I have the personal knowledge that I have not done anything wrong,” he concluded before unexpectedly screaming ‘TASTE MY LEAD, BITCHES!!!!’, grabbing the briefcase full of money he’d demanded in exchange for his prepared statement and running for the nearest exit.


December 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm 8 comments

Lying liar finally a suspect

Yesterday I was shocked — SHOCKED I tell you to read a most unbelievable piece of news!

Get ready.
Are you ready? No seriously – are you sitting down? I think you should sit down because after all this time and über douchebaggery on the part of … umm, well EVERYONE even remotely involved  – you just may have to do a personal reality check on this one. 
::: you sure you’re ready? :::

CNN and others have revealed the most unthinkable, the most fantastic, the biggest nuh-UH piece of info EVER:
Caylee Anthony’s mom now a suspect

It took a while, but after this most shocking shocks in all of modern shockery wore off – I was all YA THINK?!?

Ugh …

Took ’em long enough but it seems that after being fed a steady diet of bullshit and fabrication for more than two solid months, authorities finally got full, got a fucking clue and got the idea that maybe, just maybe, the lying liar horrible nightmare of a mother might be just a weensy bit on the shady side — and maybe, just maybe, they might want to concentrate on possibly taking a closer look at her.

Way to be on top of things guys!!

Photo: (RED HUBER, ORLANDO SENTINEL / July 29, 2008)

October 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm 1 comment

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