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That’ll teach her!

A 14-year-old Iowa teenager abandoned by her grandparents under Nebraska’s extremely loosely translated (and enforced) safe-haven law is back with the cranky codgers who didn’t want her.

Well that’s gotta be awkward!

Her ‘guardians’ said dumping the girl off on the state was meant to ‘teach her a lesson’.

Ahh, ok — teach her a lesson like, say, going to bed with no dinner? Grounding her from the television or telephone? Having to take on extra chores around the house?

No? Guess those would have been the pansy way of doing things.
::: what the heck did this kid do?!?!? ::: 

Can you imagine what the suppertime is like in that house?
Watching grampy gum his pudding while granny guzzles a fiber drink and screech at you in her crotchety old-woman voice …

“In my day, we didn’t have all these new-fangled gub’mint programs and fancy services! In my day we turned brats like you out into the wild to fend for yourselves … and we liked it!”

Oh yeah … good times.


October 10, 2008 at 10:44 am

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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