Posts tagged ‘gala’

CZJ enters the Bronze Age

What in the pimply fake bake hell is going on with Catherine Zeta-Jones’ face?!?
Bitch’s skin is all kinds of busted!

CZJ and Michael “The Crypt Keeper” Douglas were at the Global Leadership Awards Gala in New York City Wednesday night and, evidently, she thought it was a costume party … a Halloween costume party because she came made up as ‘Clown Catherine of the Land of Giant Pore’.

The only saving grace is that the shine coming off her skin is so intense it could actually temporarily blind innocent onlookers.
::: look away :::

Well, we hope it did.
::: look awaaayyyy!!!!! :::


October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm 1 comment

I see Paris, I see France …

Natasha Richardson has a wardrobe malfunctionMove over Damita Boob — there’s a new wardrobe malfunction sheriff in town!

Actress Natasha Richardson showed off a new look — and a whole lot more — on the red carpet at last night’s Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala in New York. At least homegirl was wearing drahz (BRITNEY!!).

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May 6, 2008 at 9:52 pm 2 comments

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