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Wednesday WTF


I thought I was having an acid flashback, then assumed I was just still hungover when someone in the office pulled this shittin’ thing out of the long filing cabinet next to her office.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t.
And, being sober and lucid, I can see no reason whatsoever at all in any way for any reason at any time for this … this … WRONGNESS TO INFINITY!!!

Seriously – anything that makes The Fuggie look like a good idea – should be universally outlawed on principle alone!

If there’s no petition, I’m fucking starting one ASAP!

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March 3, 2010 at 11:16 am 59 comments

FOX Viewership FAIL


thanxfox
I know I love a good infroming!
Nothing better in my view than a rock-solid infroming!!
Infroming for everyone!!!

Wheeeee!!!!! ….
No. Just kidding …

I feel sick just having seen this überetardationary display of moronitude.
Prolly need to drink heavily for a few days …

Peace out ’till my gag reflex completely recovers!

In the meantime … because we all need it after that mess … I give you the best most sparkliest wonderful thing ever created in the history of all of mankind: Terry Tate.

September 16, 2009 at 10:25 am 3 comments

You see it


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carrotserenaInstead of smiling for the cameras like this is a good thing, Serena Williams – who is Be-fucking-Utiful! – ought to be on the phone with a team of lawyers figuring out just how much money she can add to her already ginormous bank account after she sues the talentless bastard who crafted her wax statue in the spitting image of Carrot Top!

Just sayin’ … yuck.

August 28, 2009 at 4:14 pm 2 comments

Headline ULTRAFAIL


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Uhh, burial?

SOURCE: Charter.net homepage

August 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm 2 comments

Ga Bles Ahmmu …


Ed. Note: Sniffy Snax + Live Mic = Amped Hiliariosity

August 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm 2 comments



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