Posts tagged ‘environment’

BP Oil Spill … how would it look in YOUR town?

This is interesting … and sad.

To put the sheer size of the BP oil spill into perspective, some really way cool dudes created a program to let you measure that mess against the land mass surrounding your home town.

Click on this link, then enter your town, and province in the location box top of page, and ‘move’ the oil spill.



June 13, 2010 at 1:22 pm 1 comment

This explains everything

June 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm 2 comments

R.I.P. Gulf Coast Environment

If you had a white cross to label, what would it say?

And Thank You to Writechic for posting lovely photos from the Gulf … while that is still possible.

And fuck you to BP for … well, you know

June 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm 12 comments

Help me out for a sec …

When passing a Prius slathered in stickers proclaiming love and devotion to all things environmental and greeniliciously earthly …

… and the driver pushes a McDonald’s bag out onto that terrific terra through the window while driving the Florida Turnpike …

… what is that?


June 2, 2010 at 6:42 pm 9 comments

A bum idea

I recycle.
I drive an energy-efficient automobile.
I use kitchen towels instead of paper ones.
I turn off the water while I soap up in the shower.
I unplug all appliances and most other things before I leave the house.

Every day I try to make choices that will lighten my personal carbon footprint – but, you know, I just have to draw the line at this shit!

Wallypop Cloth Toilet Wipes

Yessir! The wacky naturalists over at Wallypoo are promoting the application of the cloth-diaper concept to the very results-oriented adult butt.

s in peepee pads and shit sopper-uppers  that your ecological ass has to touch, store, tranport and ultimately *blech* clean — you know, so you can have that same stank fun all over again!
::: vomitus interruptus ::: 

According to their craptastic website:
“Using cloth wipes for urine-only visits to the bathroom is so simple it’s hardly worth mentioning.
Go, wipe, and then toss the wipe into whatever container you prefer.”
::: Nuh uh, sorry … I prefer the circular stream of water in the big porcelain bowl that makes it all go bye bye for, like EVER! :::

“Using cloth wipes for other toilet visits is not any more difficult, but there is a certain ick factor involved.”
::: YA THINK?!? :::

“Consider how much waste you’re willing to leave on your children’s diapers or wipes when you toss them in the pail.”
::: … willing … to … WHAT??? :::
” Use the same standards for yourself.”
::: Bwuhhh? :::
“Shake, scrape, swish, or squirt off anything you don’t want in your laundry, and then toss the wipe into the pail or container.”
::: Phffflick! Blickkk! ACK!!! :::

I won’t do it!!
I CAN’T!!!

I’d pick leaves! Newspaper! Even the hurtful half-ply sheets of generic brand sandpaper the dollar store sells before I’d willingly walk the caca colonnade.

Oh hell, I’m so grossed out picturing people packing up their poo that I just may never eat (or excrete) again!!

* Now that’s eco-friendly! *

February 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm 7 comments

Lying liar finally a suspect

Yesterday I was shocked — SHOCKED I tell you to read a most unbelievable piece of news!

Get ready.
Are you ready? No seriously – are you sitting down? I think you should sit down because after all this time and über douchebaggery on the part of … umm, well EVERYONE even remotely involved  – you just may have to do a personal reality check on this one. 
::: you sure you’re ready? :::

CNN and others have revealed the most unthinkable, the most fantastic, the biggest nuh-UH piece of info EVER:
Caylee Anthony’s mom now a suspect

It took a while, but after this most shocking shocks in all of modern shockery wore off – I was all YA THINK?!?

Ugh …

Took ’em long enough but it seems that after being fed a steady diet of bullshit and fabrication for more than two solid months, authorities finally got full, got a fucking clue and got the idea that maybe, just maybe, the lying liar horrible nightmare of a mother might be just a weensy bit on the shady side — and maybe, just maybe, they might want to concentrate on possibly taking a closer look at her.

Way to be on top of things guys!!

Photo: (RED HUBER, ORLANDO SENTINEL / July 29, 2008)

October 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm 1 comment

Hey kid! Stop killing the planet!

For years, I’ve been telling people — people in the checkout at the supermarket, people in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, the guy who wrote me a speeding ticket last week, local PTA members and anyone else I feel needs to hear my decrees — that today’s youth are just too soft.

It’s true! They’re a buncha adolescent pansy whingey whackas who spring leaks head-to-toe over even the mildest forms of mutilation.
In America , that is … ‘cuz they don’t play that shit in Australia!

When it comes to educating those annoying little ankle biters about the ways of this big ol’ world they favor the direct approach Down Under.

Case in point?
Planet Slayer – a website for the wee ones which aims to teach them all about the horrifically devastating and irreparable damage the little heathens are wreaking on the environment.

At Planet Slayer, the younger rellies can:
1.) Follow the adventures of Greena, the Worrier Princess
2.) Learn about Greenhouse issues
3.) Find out how much their lifestyle sucks (hehe, but no — fur realz!)
and — my absolute personal fave —
4.) Use the site’s Greenhouse calculator to find out just when they can reasonably expect to die — based on nothing more than their current greedy, whiny, planet-killing ways!

The star of the show here really is the graphics — the chirrenz are represented as a pig and their disgusting, earth-raping habits turn them into a big ol’ fat, UGLY pig …
… and then they explode!!!!!!!


Screenshot goodness 🙂


June 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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