Posts tagged ‘duh’

Prideful prejudice


Oh Alabama!
How you do amuse me with your schizophrenic, small-minded self!

The day House reps passed a resolution praising the bigoted, parochial pettiness that is Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean was the very same day they also approved a bill adding sexual orientation to the state’s hate crimes law

HUH?!?
Ya.

State lawmakers aren’t about to give those gay old gays the same civil rights as you, me, the abusers, drug addicts, molesters and  felons out there who are free to get their ‘I do’ on … but if your gayified gayness garners aggressive behavior? Well, then they’ve got your back.
::: I hear that’s how AG Troy King likes it :::

I think it’s time for a resolution addressing the much-needed addendum to the state’s coat of arms …

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Sorry Carrie – that’s just how I was raised …

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April 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm 3 comments

Economical strategification


According to a new survey, “More companies in the U.S. plan to boost prices and limit hiring as the surge in raw-material costs hurts profits.”

What a groundbreakingly bold new strategy!!
::: charge more + hire less = common sense! :::

Thank you Captain Obvious and the rest of the Super Duper Thinking Team over at the National Association for Business Economics!
::: I you guys! :::

Can this exciting new plan could be applied to other  things?!?

What if — and bear with me here, I’m just throwing this one out there off the top of my head — what if we DROVE LESS to offset the high price of gas???

WOW — right?!?

July 21, 2008 at 2:41 pm 5 comments



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