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Sarah Palin is Vice-President of loungechairs!


large-msg-122671383782large-msg-122669372725Disappointed she couldn’t see Cuba from her Miami hotel balcony, the Alaskan Hotness took time out from her hectic schedule of birthin’ babies, buying couture, being all mavericky and showing up basically everyone else who attended last week’s Republican Governor’s Association meeting to get her tan on … oh, and plot the Palin World Domination 2012 tour.

Don’t be fooled by the lack of hair product! Her Supreme Snowyness is totally clocked-in, solutionizing all the complicatedly complex problematic stuff facing the fine folks of the great energy producing state of Alaska.
::: big red dog, Big Red Dog — keep an eye on that BIG RED DOG!!! :::

I bet there’s all kinds of hush-hush, top-secrety type stuff in what appears to be a $1,500 Balenciaga ‘Weekender’ handbag oh so casually thrown to the end of the chaise.

spchampMmm hmmmm … yuppers. Totally  worki .. uh … wha … is that … champagne??

… ACK! … feel dizzy … mouth dry … light heade … uhh what’s happeni …

Oooooooooo I think I need a gravity check. I am suddenly feeling all … tingly for this woman!

I mean, except for the whole no-coherent-thought-wannabe-world-leader-darn-tootin’-hockey-mom-pay-no-attention-to-the-man-behind-the-curtain-I-may-look-purty-but-am-really-really-REALLY-stupid thingamabobanstuff – we are soooo much alike!

She understands the benefits of ditching work to lay out.
::: sooooo important! :::
She sees value in ridiculously overpriced accessories billed to Mr. Notmybankaccount.
::: CRUCIAL! :::
And she has a firm grasp on what is the absolute quickest way to my pinko commie liberal bleeding heart … BOOZE!!!
::: we are one :::

*sniff — I totally  her right now!

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November 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm 1 comment

One of these is not like the others



::: SPIFF! :::

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November 6, 2008 at 12:07 am

Progressively … regressive?


Now how did this happen?

How does Florida put on her big-girl britches and grow up enough to elect my boyfriend as the 44th President of the United States yet vote to uphold a constitutional ban on same-sex marriages?

What the eff?
I thought we were on the same progressive-everyone-is-equal page here, folks.

So we’re blue — but it’s really more of a cornflower hoping to mature into a full-on navy at some point? Is that it?

::: *sigh* … baby steps … ::: 

November 5, 2008 at 11:13 am 17 comments

11:00 p.m.: ABC News – OBAMA WINS


Life is good …

November 5, 2008 at 4:03 am 1 comment

Wait. What?


sentinelwhat

Mah brain’s gettin’ a confusion contusion!
Glad I voted early!

… stay tuned …

November 4, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Prognostications from the Post


The Denver Post endorsed Barry but called the election for Big Mac — four days ago.

According to the eagle eyes at Denver’s Westword blogs, “On Saturday night, November 1, a reader visiting the paper’s election-data site, DenverElections.com, discovered that partial results in a slew of races had already been published — and they remained in place the next day. (As of this hour, they no longer appear.)”

Umm, like woopsie and stuff?

In all likelihood, the figures were the outcome of a test of the Post’s post-vote technologies and not meant for human consumption.

Ahh fuckup – the key ingredient in Snafu.

… stay tuned for more electionigination yumminess …

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November 4, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Gettin’ their ‘O’ face on …


Oh sweet glorious victory – my boyfriend has won … the Dixville Notch, New Hampshire 2008 presidential election.

114556131Whaattt???
This could have wheels, people!
I think it just may be a bellwether for the gozillion other elections going on across the country today!
::: Wait and see naysayers! :::

People in the teensy village (more like a village-ette) of Dixville Notch voted just after midnight and cast 15 of the town’s 21 votes on the side of audaciousness and hopification. 

And O’Baby’s win in cold country marks the first time since 1968 that the townlette leaned Democratic in an election.
::: *sniff* smells like history …  ::: 

Oh, but I know what you’re thinking — New Hampshire is a blue state so, like, DUUHHHH that some po-dunk little town there went all rogue and voted for ‘that one‘ –  but I’m bringing the hell naw to that argument ‘cuz New Hampshire’s a BABY blue state! Not the telltale periwinkle of ‘decidedly’ blue states, which makes this first win that much tastier!

Oh lawd, today is gonna be some kind of fun!

… stay tuned …

November 4, 2008 at 11:51 am 6 comments

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