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POP goes the …


No – not breast implant!
Pop goes the floozy!

Pammy’s found yet another body part to whore out for cool cash monies — her pipes!

Every year around this time, Ol’ Crusty gets her funbags in the news for some fried mess.

Last year it was for skankin’ up Miami’s Art Basel (‘membah?) and this year it’s for giving Britney Spears a big ol’ bag of good reasons to stay sober.

According to York Post gossip column PageSix, raccooneyes and her close friend, designer Richie Rich are super busy and hard at work layin’ down tracks in the studio for their future flop pop single together.

WHEEEEEE!!!!!

The first track is called ‘High’ which is, of course, totally about her love of clothes.
::: so that’s what they’re calling it these days … :::

“We are recording a pop single together,” says Richie. “Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over.”

Uh huh … well, unless she’s also planning on performing this highhighhighhighhighhighhigh blah blah while climbing the Empire State Building naked on a Saturday afternoon in her trademarked Lucite hooker heels while dropping million dollar bills, new jobs and sunshine along the way, I foresee marketing probs.

Just sayin’ … but hey, good luck … or whatever.

December 5, 2009 at 3:10 pm 2 comments

Britney looks diff-ernt, y’all!


After checking out the artwork for her new album, it’s clear that someone ‘s Photoshop THIIIIISSSSS MUCH!
::: it really IS better than Botox! ::: 

britney-spears-circus-2thumb
britney-spears-is-ugly

November 14, 2008 at 11:29 am 2 comments

Beyonce is full of crap


The Mighty B has dubbed herself “Sasha Fierce” for her new double album, “I Am … Sasha Fierce.”
::: my my, how original – ‘cuz NO ONE has done that shit before … :::

“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am.”
::: Bitch please … :::

“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

Soooo, Beyonce thinks she’s Rihanna?

SOURCE

October 23, 2008 at 12:03 pm 6 comments

Mindin’ his biznass


Time for white folks, pundits and geezers to freak the fuck out!

A black person has issued forth verbiage that could potentially, just maybe – in the right lighting if the earth is spinning at the appropriate speed and you are peering at the words through the looking glass at a perfect 90 degree angle – be interpreted as ‘offensive‘ and ‘hurtful’ to my boyfriend’s quest for world domination the U.S. Presidency.

But isn’t that just Ludacris is being, uhh, well – ludicrous?!?

Lyrics to his new song ‘Politics: Obama is here’ have been released and the general consensus is that Luda done lost his mind, y’all!

“This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear,” the campaign said.
“While Ludacris is a talented individual he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”
::: Poor Luda — c’mere — I gots yer hug right here sweetums :::

Wait – did I write that right? The campaign said?
Oh yeah, that’s right. Well they’d have to because you KNOW Yummy Tummy was jammin’ to that bad boy on his iPod at the gym!

Hillary hated on you, so that bitch is irrelevant
Jesse talking slick and apologizing for what?
if you said it then you meant it how you want it have a gut!
and all you other politicians trying to hate on my man,
watch us win a majority vote in every state on my man
you can’t stop what’s bout to happen, we bout to make history
the first black president is destined and it’s meant to be
the threats ain’t fazing us, the nooses or the jokes
so get off your ass, black people, it’s time to get out and vote!
paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified
McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped

I mean, ok – I may not agree with all of the above but I gotta say I’m not finding too much issue with his Bush comment.
::: juvenile tee hees all around! :::

But ok — so we have to have a controversy about it and ‘the campaign’ had to issue a damning statement.
::: yawn :::

I think O’Baby and Luda-FOIN-ASS-cris should settle this the old fashioned way:
Nude K-Y Wrestling Match!

Don’t worry, I’ll totally referee!!

July 30, 2008 at 8:03 pm 3 comments


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