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London Calling

It is ON!
I am DOIN’ it!!
You better be ready, Great Britain!!!

Lock up the London Cookiebooze and tie up the hounds, ’cause thisĀ little trick is LONDON-bound!!

Gonna take in the Thames, check out Ye Old Cheshire Cheese, make my way through the Tate Modern, eat a bite at the crypt cafe in the Church of St. Martin In The Fields, see St. James Park, the Blue Bridge, the Churchill War Rooms, the Wallace Collection, Westminster Abbey, Big Ben, Fleet Street, Dickens House, Buckingham Palace, Trafalgar Square, Tower Bridge, Piccadilly Circus, Foyles, London Bank, Green Friday Market … man, I am gonna do it ALL!

Now, y’all have to promise to behave while I’m gone — m’kay pumpkins??
I might even bring you some spotted dick if you’re really good! šŸ˜‰

Later, bitches!

November 27, 2012 at 4:28 pm 1 comment

Child’s Play

At first I was all ‘SO WRONG! OUTRAGE!!’ but then I thought about it and was all ‘HAHAHAHA – YESSSSS!’ because, well, why not!?


Letting your little boy direct traffic at the sixth businest airport in the country.

JFK TOWER (Child): JetBlue 171 contact departure.

PILOT: Over to departure JetBlue 171, awesome job.

A male voice, seemingly the adult supervising the child, joins in with a laugh.

JFK TOWER (Adult): That’s what you get, guys, when the kids are out of school.


Unfortunately, the pissy pants over at the FAA don’t share my love of infantile amusement.

“Pending the outcome of our investigation, the employees involved in this incident are not controlling air traffic. This behavior is not acceptable and does not demonstrate the kind of professionalism expected from all FAA employees.”

Boo fuddieduddies!

I say it’s never too early to show the next generation how to trade in daddy’s high-stakes, Ć¼ber-stressful, no margin for error job as air traffic controller for a place in the unemployment line.

That’s the kind of important, real-world shit they just don’t teach kids in school these days!

Good job, dad!
But hey! Don’t stop there!
I think you’ve proven that you’re ready to take little Dylan’s education to the next level!!

Bring that brat everywhere on your Bad Choices tour!

Take him with you to the mall — then let him see how many five-finger discounts he can score before the security cameras notice!
Go for the record!!!

Take him with you to Sharky’s for a cold one (or five) — then let him drive you home!

Take him with you on your weekly ‘date’ that the old ball and chain doesn’t know about — then let him participate!
Bonding opportunity!!

Oh yeah, that’s quality father-son time right there! >:O


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