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Readership Litmus Test

Two words:

And you say …

April 12, 2011 at 11:23 am 4 comments

LOL in 3 … 2 …

Jon Lajoie – search him (Everyday Normal Guy) on YouTube – his shit is awesome!!

Thanks GEG!!!

April 1, 2011 at 10:33 am 1 comment

A beautiful day in the neighborhood?

A 38-year-old convicted sex offender —>
from Sheboygan, Wisconsin no longer needs to worry about Santa’s ‘little elves’ being able to find him this Christmas.

That’s because the Sheboygan Common Council’s Public Protection and Safety Committee voted unanimously to let …

::: wait for it :::

Pheuk Kue
live in a transitional living facility in the 900 block of Michigan Avenue, when he’s released from prison December 20.
::: woo hoo … the more the merrier, right?? :::

I bet he gets a gift-wrapped basket of Phuek Off from the neighbors …


December 11, 2008 at 9:38 pm 11 comments


Snoop DoggThe Snoop D-O-Double-G musta been rollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo when he told the Guardian recently that Barry was takin’ greenies from ol’ Whitey.
Ouuuchhh!! That is SO not racially transcendent!!

But the Snoopster swears on his mamma that the Obaminator is gettin’ straight up PAID by the KKK. He also says it’s not going to matter one little ol’ bit at all from fall.

Whew, right?

“The KKK gave Obama money. They was one of his biggest supporters … Why wouldn’t they be? The media won’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this &$##@ befriended this other !#$!$*# who be threatening your values. But we all know all presidents lie to get into **&%!# office. That’s they job. !@$*#’s  who be threatening your values. But we all know all presidents lie to get into **&%!# office. That’s they job.”

” … In America’s eyes, that mutha#!**&’s gonna be president ‘cos (John) McCain can’t *&!%$ with him. Hillary (Clinton) can’t *&!%$ with him. He’s winning over white people, white ladies.”

We know it’s total bullshit (except the part about winning over the whites .. they totally heart him!) … but wouldn’t it be a total laugh riot if The People’s Prince did get elected, thanks in part to a bunch of race-baitin’, color-hatin’, inbred-sister-rapin’, Republican-votin’, combovered potbellies from Paducah?
In a race where only one-third of the candidates are white men, who’s to say no, right?

Tee hee hee on YOU Whitey!

U Can’t Stop Barack!

April 7, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Fiddy Is Fickle – Just Like US!

It wasn’t all that long ago that 50 Cent was givin’ big-time props to the Hillinator, but then he listened to Prince Barry’s glorious oratory on race and was all ‘racial transcendence muthahfuckahs!’  

Fiddy 50 Cent Curtis James Jackson IIIBut now it seems that Fiddy’s political fire has fizzled. 

It is what it is man
Uh huh”

“To be honest, I haven’t been following that anymore. I lost my interest,” he told MTV News recently. “I listened to some of the debate and things that they were saying, and I just got lost in everything that was going on. Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ’50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.’ ” 

And with that little nugget, Curtis James Jackson III summed up (rather succinctly) why that sexy bitch John McCain will be the next President of the United States: Democrats in America just don’t care anymore! We have neither the time nor the patience required to sift through the muck and the mire that is American politics today. We are tired – of our candidates!!! 

Hills? Barry? Stop with the talk talk talk already!
Democrats. Don’t. Care.

Fiddy is showing you the light. Go toward the liiiiggghhhtttt!!!!

 “There ain’t shit in this world deeper than loyalty and love
(Except loyalty and love, between thugs)”

***and by ‘thugs’ he did NOT mean ‘politicians’

 Just give the teevee sprayheads a few clever but quickie-quick-quick soundbites while you’re finding your inner fierceness for that glossy photo spread in People or Star or US Weekly – you know, the one that shows us how much you really arejust like us!!!’. 

That’s what we want — entertain us – stop trying to educate us. It’s a turnoff.

After all, when it’s time to vote (except in Michigan and Florida where Democrats don’t count) we’re just going to go with the one who said that thing that time about how gas prices really sucked and how everyone was gonna get free health care for life and everyone in America will be able to buy a new house and a whole bunch of high-paying jobs are about to flow like nourishing rain from the heavens …

… and John McCain will win anyway.

April 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm 2 comments

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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