April 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm 3 comments

::: meh :::

Today’s ‘No Shit’ bullshit story: Kids who play ‘choking game’ may take other risks, too’.

Sadly. Seriously.

Someone went out, secured funding and got their study on to prove the obvious obviosity that the precious little snowflakes who find it just nine kinds of F-U-N to obstruct available O2 from finding their little lung units DO, in fact, find risky behavior MORE than nine kinds of rewarding?


A group of APPARENTLYGOTNOTHINGBETTERTODOers over at the Oregon Health Authority spent some serious clock ticks surveying more than 5,300 eighth-graders to find out if they’d heard of the choking game, and if so, whether they had participated.

Twenty-two percent of children said they had heard of the game, and 6 percent had participated in it.
::: No word on what percent of  pubers lied about either, but I think it’s safe to say that when talking about teens it would be a not tiny tally of the sum total of ’em. Talkin’ truth here … ::: 

And this, gentle readers, is the part where you close your eyes, travel to your mental happy place and take deep, cleansing breaths as you try to block from your mind the reality that THIS WASN’T ALREADY OBVIOUS!?!


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Boo is BACK, bitches!!!!! Hold EVERYTHING!!!


  • 1. Drive Thru Guy  |  April 20, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Stupid idiots are running (or driving) amok everywhere!

  • 2. 0whole1  |  June 3, 2012 at 5:49 am

    ‘allo? Anybodies there? — for no reason. Just feelin’ antsy.

    • 3. 0whole1  |  June 3, 2012 at 5:59 am

      You know, in rereading my comment, I sound really dickish. Sorry — totally not meant to sound like that, I was just saying hi. 😦 I’m-a go back under my rock now.

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