And suddenly I feel all …
Well, seizurey for damn sure … but then I take a step back and ponder Scrawberreh Shoatcake a while longer and suddenly I’m all …
… nah, still seizurey.
I mean, I get it.
I know we can’t all be Sahar!
Hell, Sahar can barely handle being Sahar!!
But try, ‘kay?
Maybe just a little?
Because jammin’ your hams into a mess like that is among the wrongest kinds of wrongs.
That pank is stank, yo!
Because perpetrating this kind of absolute rock-bottom fashion fuckery is ick and blech and ptooey and I’m pretty sure illegal in several states because of all of the aforementioned reasonation-type shit not to mention it hurts my fucking EYES!
So seriously — stop it.
Because landing your bedazzled butt on POWM or Poorly Dressed should not be your goal, your fallback position or your alibi.
So, like, seriously really — stop it.
Because some things you just can’t un-see.
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