Dumbass of the day
But it’s not who you think.
I mean, you’d think it’d be Brianna here for gettin’ her panties in a BIG ol’ bunch over some messages on her cellphone, channeling her inner Tyson, breakin’ out a wooden nut cracker and schooling her boyfriend on the art of DON’T DO THAT!
I mean, I could see how you’d think that.
Because it’s a pretty dumbass thing to do.
And a pretty dumbass reason to do it.
But Brianna Del Rio isn’t today’s dumbass.
Her boyfriend is.
And you know why.
Because any normal, sane, sober person over the age of FETUS can take one look at that hot slut and know Bri’s a bitch with which you do not fuck.
Drink. Her. IN!
If confronted by a woman with eyebrows so razor sharp even drag queens won’t go there, eyes so dead they’d burn a hole right through your soul and lips so perfectly pursed she doesn’t even NEED to give you the hand – would you for one millisecond of a nanosecond even consider giving her anything close to resembling the likeness of a hard time about … fuck, ANYTHING?!?
Of course you wouldn’t.
But he, apparently, did.
And you know what?
I bet the lovebirds are back in the news as soon as she makes bail …
… and he tries to make up …
… the dumbass