July 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm 5 comments

A lawsuit filed by the former bodyguard of Cheetoh Spears contains shockingly nottheleastfuckingbit shocking claims that the ‘Toxic’ singer is, well, just that.

“Spears was generally personally unkempt. She had obnoxious personal habits, such as chain-smoking cigarettes … She broke wind or picked her nose un-self-consciously and unapologetically,” Fernando Flores claims in papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The allegations sent shockwaves … absolutely nowhere.

In other news, SAND IS SANDY!!!

I mean, seriously, what’s next?
A scathing exposé on the obvious obviosity of Lady Gaga’s unadulterated ripoffery?!

… going back to sleep now.

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  • 1. Natasha McNeely  |  July 21, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    I think pretty much everyone knows by now that Spears isn’t the pretty girl she always made herself out to be. It’s been pretty obvious for a while now.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  July 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm


    • 3. Natasha McNeely  |  July 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm

      Haha! I’m glad you think so!

  • 4. louieandleo  |  July 21, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    HAHAHA, ‘in other news, sand is sandy!!’ Nice snark 🙂

  • 5. Ric  |  July 21, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    One might hope that at least she breaks wind better than she sings.

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