A lawsuit filed by the former bodyguard of Cheetoh Spears contains shockingly nottheleastfuckingbit shocking claims that the ‘Toxic’ singer is, well, just that.
“Spears was generally personally unkempt. She had obnoxious personal habits, such as chain-smoking cigarettes … She broke wind or picked her nose un-self-consciously and unapologetically,” Fernando Flores claims in papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.
The allegations sent shockwaves … absolutely nowhere.
In other news, SAND IS SANDY!!!
I mean, seriously, what’s next?
A scathing exposé on the obvious obviosity of Lady Gaga’s unadulterated ripoffery?!
… going back to sleep now.