Umm …

March 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm 14 comments

Hey hey Bronxers!
Listen … umm, if you just happen to run across, you know, a venomous Egyptian cobra or anything, the fine folks over at the Bronx Zoo would like a moment of your time.

I mean, like, you know, don’t worry or anything.
I’m sure it’s no big deal.
Probably happens all the time, right?

But, just in case you want to call America’s Most Wanted or plaster your neighborhood with ‘Missing’ posters or anything, it might be just the slightest bit useful to mention that Egyptian cobras aren’t even the teensiest bit afraid of us human types, can swim, and – as an added bonus — are often found in people’s homes!


But hey, don’t worry or anything.

Their venom is primarily neurotoxic, so if you do surprise the cuddly cobra hiding in your downstairs closet and it happens to attack you or anything, the worst that could possibly happen would be, you know, like, a total work stoppage by the old heart and lungs, resulting in, you know, like death and stuff.

But no biggie!

Zoo officials say they’re WAY confident Ol’ Coby’s 20 kinds of contained in a nonpublic, isolated area of the building.

Unless he’s, like, you know, not ‘n stuff.

Enjoy your day!


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  • 1. Noni  |  March 28, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    sssssssnakessssssss are grosssssssss

  • 2. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Have you seen the snakies Twitter account?

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  March 29, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    I found it! Awesome!!

    Thanks GEG!!!

  • 4. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 30, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Morning Tweets
    “Getting my morning coffee at the MudTruck. Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. Seriously, don’t. I’m venomous.”

    • 5. lifeisacookie  |  March 30, 2011 at 3:14 pm

      I love the MudTruck! The one in the Village next to Cooper Union is the BEST — but it’s hell and GONE from the Bronx! That snake is gettin’ aROUND!

      I love these Tweets!!

  • 6. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    “By the Wall Street Bull sculpture. Why is everyone talking photos of themselves touching his…ahem…business.”

  • 7. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 31, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    “Got a bagel at H & H Bagles on upper west side. When I ordered I said, “I’ll have the snakes on a PLAIN!” He did not laugh. Tough crowd.”

  • 8. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 31, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    “Indiana Jones, why did it have to be Indiana Jones?”

  • 9. Type Writer  |  April 1, 2011 at 3:43 am

    That snake headed to JFK to hop on a plane to fly home. Now that Mubarak’s out of the picture, his exile is over…


  • 10. lifeisacookie  |  April 1, 2011 at 10:34 am

    TW!!!! Good to see you! 🙂

  • 11. writechic  |  April 1, 2011 at 11:13 am


    Whew. 🙂

  • 12. Type Writer  |  April 9, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Hey Cookie, sorry i haven’t been around much, but I’m currently working up in O-Town so I’m spending a lot of time on the Turnpike… Gov. Scott ought to send me a personal thank-you card, after screwing the teachers and police, of course…


  • 13. lifeisacookie  |  April 12, 2011 at 11:26 am

    So good to hear from you! And I’m with you — I can’t stand our governor! Bring back Charlie!!!

  • 14. Type Writer  |  April 22, 2011 at 4:49 am

    Yeah, pull Charlie out of the tanning salon and tell him all is forgiven 🙂 If we must have a Republican governor, let’s at least have one that’s not so obviously handing the state over to Big Business and rampant developers to devour. Although, dare I say it, ol’ Charlie-boy identifies with the Dems more and more with each passing day…


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