March 8, 2011 at 4:19 pm 2 comments

Charlie Sheen needs to put down the webcam, grab a Steno pad and take notes from THE MASTA!

Actually, we should all bow down before the greatness, The Glory, THE POWER that is Belinda Masta —–>

THE MASTA doesn’t need to be put in a ‘Korner’ or unleash decades worth of whackassery via lame rooftop machete rant to get her point across.

Hell no!

Because who needs silly props when you can kick it CUSPID-style!

Pissed off at:
A. Whoever did that shit to her hair
B. Snickers
C. The Man in the Moon
D. Her shoelaces
::: take your pick – I doubt there are really any wrong answers there :::

THE MASTA knew the only way to fly her freak flag as high as it could possibly go was to mix a few thousand gin and tonics with more than a dash of fucknuttery, tear a bunch of her own teeth out of her own head with her own bare hands and strip all 200 + pounds of her she-meat down to 100% pure naked before pelting random passers-by with rocks and calling them a bunch of words that all probably started with some variation of ‘Fuck’.

Otherwise, that’s just your average boring-ass mid-week name-calling and we’d all be asking ‘Where’s the win in that?!’

Take notes, Warlock!


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  • 1. writechic  |  March 8, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Geesh. My neighborhood is so boring since the guy across the street divorced the drunk lady. Thanks for the nostalgia. 😀

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  March 8, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Drunks R FUN!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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