Charlie Sheen needs to put down the webcam, grab a Steno pad and take notes from THE MASTA!
Actually, we should all bow down before the greatness, The Glory, THE POWER that is Belinda Masta —–>
Because who needs silly props when you can kick it CUSPID-style!
Pissed off at:
A. Whoever did that shit to her hair
C. The Man in the Moon
D. Her shoelaces
::: take your pick – I doubt there are really any wrong answers there :::
THE MASTA knew the only way to fly her freak flag as high as it could possibly go was to mix a few thousand gin and tonics with more than a dash of fucknuttery, tear a bunch of her own teeth out of her own head with her own bare hands and strip all 200 + pounds of her she-meat down to 100% pure naked before pelting random passers-by with rocks and calling them a bunch of words that all probably started with some variation of ‘Fuck’.
Otherwise, that’s just your average boring-ass mid-week name-calling and we’d all be asking ‘Where’s the win in that?!’
Take notes, Warlock!
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