The road to redemption is paved with technology

February 8, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Forgive me iTunes, for I have sinned.
It has been 3 minutes since my last confession.

That’s right fornicators – it’s time to get O-face excited because there’s an app out there that just might save your sick asses from the wicked flames of eternal damnation!
::: Well, everyone except for YOU, Nate :::

Get salvation in a SNAP simply by downloading the Catholic Church approved ‘Confession’ to your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad for, iThink 😉, just $1.99!


Nervous one of your students might tell?

Having impure thoughts about your neighbor’s bulldog?

Acting out improperly at work because your carpel tunnel is seriously cutting in to your not-so-secret solo sexy times?

Who cares!

‘Confession’ is now cheaper and less work to get than the offering plate donation you worked the pole four hours straight to snag last weekend.

And the best part?

You can do it without any of that pesky hypocritical judgment from the local child molester parish priest!
::: win-win :::




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