i … can’t
inth letter of the Engl ish alphabet is off ic ially no longer ava ilable.
And you can thank John Frederickiii for
Frederiickiii got all ‘m
ine, M ine, M INE’ w ith the th ird vowel, stole all the i‘s from the Burpee Alphabet Seed Catalog, made l ike TruGreen® and fert il ized h is last name w ith the dotted one twenty-leven t imes – permanently leav ing the so il of l ife BARREN of i for everyone else.
ive maneuver’s aga inst the ABC’s came to l ight when he was d iagnosed with a scorch ing case of stup id after be ing caught dr iv ing around town w ith unconcealed contraband in the car.
After getting a gander at his l
icense, I hope the cops were all curses and GRRRs they could only smack Frederiiickiiii w ith traff ic, open conta iner and possess ion charges instead of d ispens ing REAL JUST ICE by hauling h is ass into Small Letter Court to have th is egreg ious offense adjud icated. I bet they were.
I know I would have been.
If I could …