THEY LIED!!!

June 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm 3 comments


All of those Sally Sunshines running around the last few months talking shit about how the New Great Depression is over lied!

It is SO not over!
In fact, we may be headed for mega monetary malaise right NOW!

How do I know?
THIS is how!
———->

World of Decor is soon to be no more!

They even say ‘The end is near’ RIGHT THERE on their billboard of DOOM!

People! Don’t stop buying decor!
The earth can’t survive with no decor and heaven knows I can’t get my decor at just any store!

Hell no!
It’s got to be from World of Decor. It just has to!
They’re not some dinky Decor Depot, Decor Den or Debbie’s Decor Delights (yuk).
No, my friends. This is WORLD of Decor — where they have everything you need to trick our your trailer, put the haute in your habitat and the couture in your crib!

You need them!

Dispossessed of decor, how will you appoint your abode (or cardboard box under the freeway overpass) to reflect the true beauty, elegance and sophistication that says cheap laminate ‘YOU’ to all who enter?
You won’t!

Divested of decor, how will you complete your lawn lion army?!
You won’t!!

Devoid of decor, how will you Louis XIV your living space?!?
YOU WON’T!!!

ACK!

I mean, oh sure, I can go anywhere to get my knick-knacks, tchotchkes and all-around dust-catchers. But when it comes to 15-foot-tall molded-cement statuary or gold-plated or velvet-covered anything – well I shouldn’t have to tell you that you can’t just pick that shit up anywhere, you know.

This is bad … just don’t make it worse by letting anyone from ‘Real Housewives: New Jersey’ know, ‘kay?

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3 Comments

  • 1. Ric  |  June 6, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    I really should get one of those Lions…

  • 2. thecookie  |  June 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    No home is complete without concrete animals 😉

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