I WANT ONE!!!
I am so jealous!
Chloë Sevigny has what can only be described as THE perfect accessory for summer – her very own drag queen!
I AM SO JEALOUS!!!
I mean, it’s not just that I deserve my own drag queen — WHICH I TOTALLY DO – it’s also that I have EARNED that bitch, goddamnit!!
Is a drag queen not a living caricature?
::: Me :::
Does a drag queen not live to entertain??
::: ME :::
Are drag queens not all hairspray, fabulosity and sequiny-superspecialness???
::: MEEEEEE!!! :::
The obvious obviosity of me being deserving of of my own drag queen cannot be more … well … OBVIOUS!
Come on Donna Summersault or Eineeta Lay — I’m ready!!!
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