May 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm 4 comments

I am so jealous!

Chloë Sevigny has what can only be described as THE perfect accessory for summer – her very own drag queen!


I mean, it’s not just that I deserve my own drag queen — WHICH I TOTALLY DO – it’s also that I have EARNED that bitch, goddamnit!!

Is a drag queen not a living caricature?
::: Me :::

Does a drag queen not live to entertain??
::: ME :::

Are drag queens not all hairspray, fabulosity and sequiny-superspecialness???
::: MEEEEEE!!! :::

  • I know the difference between a Bottom and a Top!
  • I can rock that look better than La Palma himherself!!
  • And my appreciation for the arts is indefatigably undeniable!!!
  • The obvious obviosity of me being deserving of of my own drag queen cannot be more … well … OBVIOUS!

    Come on Donna Summersault or Eineeta Lay — I’m ready!!!

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    • 1. Ric  |  May 23, 2010 at 7:54 pm

      I am so out of it… who the hell is Chloe Sevigny? (I assume it’s not the guy wearing the wig and stuff in the video.)

    • 2. thecookie  |  May 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm

      she’s on Big Love (HBO) and was in Brown Bunny 😉

      Good for YOU for not knowing who she is!!

    • 3. Ric  |  May 23, 2010 at 9:26 pm

      Then it’s true that ignorance is a saving grace! I should start a church, The Holy Church of Ignorant Grace Redeemed. I could make a fortune!

    • 4. writechic  |  May 24, 2010 at 1:07 am

      Those boots should be in the Smithsonian! Fabu!

    This is the shit you bitches are reading

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