Timing is everything

May 18, 2010 at 6:17 pm 5 comments

Republican Mark Souder (that undeniable hot piece from Indiana) is resigning today because he was caught having naughty sexy times with a part-time staffer.

Enjoy this clip of him being interviewed by said staffer about why we need abstinence education.


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  • 1. writechic  |  May 18, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    OMG, you total prude. They were both married when they fucked each other to pieces. Okay…to other people.

    And Tracy Jackson has done a great service to mankind. No one else would fuck that blobby sack of man meat.

  • 2. Ric  |  May 18, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    OMG she fucked him!? How can someone so cute have so little self-respect? Jeez, if she weren’t a Republican she coulda had me. ‘Course I couldna helped her career…

    • 3. writechic  |  May 18, 2010 at 7:04 pm

      Careful, Grumpy. These are Republicans…Tracy could totally be tranny. 😉

      • 4. Ric  |  May 18, 2010 at 7:21 pm

        I must be slipping. Didn’t think of that. Wonder what that says about her pal Souder?

  • 5. thecookie  |  May 18, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    BLOBBY SACK OF MAN MEAT — new fave phrase alert!!!

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