Right Said … SAHAR!
Yes you — ALL of you who who apparently have some bullshit personal ax to grind with the subject of this post — peddle it elsewhere.
The Cookie has no such ax, and the only grinding she’s into is the kind you pay big mone, err, nevermind.
What she does groove on is style.
And Sahar Khazaian’s mugshot is 100% stylin’ — so The Cookie got to profilin’ that hotness the day the local paper ran it.
You got beef? That’s your biz – but this ain’t the forum. ‘Kay pumpkins? We straight?
Hope so, ‘cuz it’s gettin’ old.
Sahar Khazaian does not have time for your stupid ‘criminal charges’.
She cannot be concerned with some bullshit out of state felony ‘Hold’ nonsense!
She is far too busy performing all of the required duties and commitments on her to-do list as the reigning Impeccable Eyebrow and Hairflip Champion of The World The United States Florida Broward County Margate.
Look at that hot slut!
She thinks nothing – NOTHING – of giving common jail clerks that rarest of devastating duos: the deadly side-eye AND snarky lip curl.
You can’t learn that shit!
You have to be born with the ability to pull that off!
Sahar is better than you!!
The Angel of Everything You Are Not glides through the universe in skin-tight animal prints atop 6-inch heels primping and posing and generally just being all fabulous and untouchable while her own personal ‘I’m Too Sexy For …’ checklist is completed solely on the merit of her phenomenally breathtaking marvelousness and world-class sashay skills!
Sahar is better than all of you!!!
I don’t know what she did to make the booking blotter and – FUCK YOU MISTER MAN – I don’t care!
You can’t keep down a specimen as perfectly preserved and put on display as Sahar!
The supreme glitterosity of her otherworldly excellence won’t let you!
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