My gift to you

May 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm 3 comments


Someone asked me recently if I had a ‘little trick’ to keep myself positive during tough times.

I do … and it’s not just booze what you think.

It’s Jesus Kitty.

Jesus Kitty is my salvation.
Jesus Kitty brings me peace.
Jesus Kitty makes me want to be a better person.

Behold the true prophet of the universe and drink in his wondrous glory, bitches!!
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In a world of CATastrophic stupidity, massive oil spills, terror scares, earthquakes, floods, senseless violence and other shit that ain’t right — I’m glad to know I can count on Jesus Kitty to be there for me, to watch over me and guide me to the path of righteousness and light.

And now you can be too …
Don’t say I never do anything for you people!

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FELINE FUCKERY! BEHOLD THE MAGNIFICENT PILE!!!

3 Comments

  • 1. Ric  |  May 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Wow, Cookie, you just inspired the crap out of me. Made me post an aberrant post at Grumpy Lion. Dammit! I’ll get you for this. The Lion does not do inspiration! You’ve got a lot of nerve forcing me to do such a thing.

  • 2. thecookie  |  May 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    You’ve answered the call … you are enlightened, my child.

  • 3. Ric  |  May 6, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    Of course I am. Couldn’t have done it without ya!



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