My gift to you
Someone asked me recently if I had a ‘little trick’ to keep myself positive during tough times.
I do … and it’s not just booze what you think.
It’s Jesus Kitty.
Jesus Kitty is my salvation.
Jesus Kitty brings me peace.
Jesus Kitty makes me want to be a better person.
Behold the true prophet of the universe and drink in his wondrous glory, bitches!!
In a world of CATastrophic stupidity, massive oil spills, terror scares, earthquakes, floods, senseless violence and other shit that ain’t right — I’m glad to know I can count on Jesus Kitty to be there for me, to watch over me and guide me to the path of righteousness and light.
And now you can be too …
Don’t say I never do anything for you people!