Dumbass of the Day

April 28, 2010 at 11:50 am 1 comment

A Florida man – separated from the missus for a measely four days – couldn’t handle not gettin’ handled and decided the most prudent way to procure the poontang was to go full-retard and TAKE IT, BITCHES!

The 24-year-old was *SHOCK* drunk when he went to the house where his bride was residing, removed an air-conditioning unit, climbed through the window and proceeded to TAKE IT, BITCHES!

‘Cept the little woman brought the ‘Hell Naw!’ to that action and called the cops on his alked-up ass.

When police arrived, Drunky McStupid walked away from them, refused to provide identification and was *SHOCK* put in handcuffs.

After being cuffed, he told the officer that he “has not gotten any in three weeks and he was going to get some.”

He was taken to jail – where is he will *SHOCK* surely ‘get some’. 😉


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1 Comment

  • 1. Ric  |  April 28, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Damn! I must qualify as a saint, or a complete idiot, for my fifteen years without any. Actually, I’m thinking ‘idiot’. Yeah, probably ‘idiot’.

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