Dumb Bitch of the Day
Or Dumb Bitches … not sure … don’t care …
I do know that the dumb bitch(es) who are responsible for the fuckupery that was yesterday’s AL.com headline hierarchy need a good old-fashioned (dumb) bitchslappin’!
I mean, little Ryne Hicks looks all adorable and whatnot hangin’ off of Flavor Flav’s next necklace and everything, and I’m sure his parents are just soooo proud of their precious snowflake and all but, uhh, is it just me or does it seem odd fucking ridiculous to slot a story about the third-place winner in the 2009 Year of Alabama Small Downtown Contest as your lede?
I mean, I’m not a mathmetician or third-place statewide poetry winner or anything but, uhh, isn’t that like TWO away from first (neither of which even rate a fucking mention in the story?!?!?)?
Eh, but maybe the dumb bitch(es) who decisionize shit placement on Al.com stuck it there because that crapass piece of homepage ‘art’ was the best they could do?
… not sure … don’t care …