Happy Layoff To You, Happy Layoff To You!
Old and busted: Surprising the birthday girl with streamers, balloons and cake on her special day
New Hotness: Surprising the birthday girl with the prospect of being laid off on her special day
A certain green-eyed girl I know is about to have a birthday.
A very important birthday.
A 29th birthday which, as we all know, is the true and undeniable symbolic end to the folly and childlike innocence drunken nonstop insanity of youth … which, as we all know, calls for a party with streamers, balloons and cake.
NOT THIS TIME, BIOTCH!!
Please be advise you are required to attend a confidential meeting on Tuesday, April 13, 2010 in the HR conference room. Your manager will advise you of the meeting agenda on that date.
Human Resources Employment Manager
Ohhhhh, let me just tell you there is NO joy quite as joyously joyful as the act of freaking a friend’s shit so bad that every drop of blood drains from her face in less than a nanosecond!!
But the best part isn’t even the wickedly FANTABULOUS HR prank – which, as we all know, is HELLAMEGAYEAH great.
The best part was her hubster’s advice:
“I think that no matter what you should wear a party hat to the meeting. That way if it is a birthday thing then you’ve shown them that you weren’t fooled.
If, on the other hand, it is a firing – they simply cannot fire you … not wearing a birthday hat.
And if it is a departmental downsizing then they’ll want to keep you because you’ve obviously got the best attitude … you know … wearing a party hat to the down sizing.”
Party City here I come!!!
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